"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sex after eating

killerasp

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Someone once told me "its not a good idea to have sex after eating a big meal".

Any truth to this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mr Charisma

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This place just gets worse and worse.

I miss the days when this place used to mean something.
 

Rebound Material

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I can only imagine....you both start burping into eachothers faces...you/her farts when reaching orgasm...sounds like fun...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DarkLight

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Mr Charisma said:
This place just gets worse and worse.

I miss the days when this place used to mean something.
Amen.
 

mrRuckus

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Mr Charisma said:
This place just gets worse and worse.

I miss the days when this place used to mean something.
Aww isn't that cute? Every message board there's people like you who say the same thing. Repeatedly. As if it's a new observation and you're so clever. What do you want?

guy 1: "man, there's no girl here."
guy 2: "yea."
guy 3: "this place sucks"

And then they come back the same night next week. Every bar. Every week.
 

Leporello

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It might make you tired.

Other than that, no.
 

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dude... its no swimming after eating.

why do guys take women out to fancy dinners? ...



to get sex
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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jakeyboy

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sex after a big meal may not necessarily be bad but for myself, i do feel uncomfortable after a big meal. depends on yourself as an individual and how much you ate. my sexual appetite drops after a huge as meal. XD
 

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Depends.

If you take her out to eat some spicy tacos/burritos and then decide to toss her salad, or the good old greek, then you could be in for a surprise.

Been there, done that. Don't ask.
 

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One of the most violent orgasms my sweetheart has had, was after a Big Mac and fries.

Since then junk food's always been our fuel of choice. Viagra.... naaaaaah, pass the ketchup.

edit: btw, I had the Big Mac and fries. she had a plain burger.
 

Mr Charisma

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mrRuckus said:
Aww isn't that cute? Every message board there's people like you who say the same thing. Repeatedly. As if it's a new observation and you're so clever.
If many people are saying this then perhaps it's time something should be done about these moronic threads. Don't you agree?

mrRuckus said:
What do you want?
I want sensible questions that relate to seduction. Isn't that what this place is about? Do you think a question like this would be tolerated on another forum such as mASF? Course not.

This place used to have thought-provoking posts. Now we're stuck with sh*t like:

"Hey guys, someone told me that it's not a good idea to vomit on a girl. Any truth to this?"

People need to use some f*cking common sense. And mods need to delete this kind of sh*t on sight.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Mr Charisma said:
If many people are saying this then perhaps it's time something should be done about these moronic threads. Don't you agree?



I want sensible questions that relate to seduction. Isn't that what this place is about? Do you think a question like this would be tolerated on another forum such as mASF? Course not.

This place used to have thought-provoking posts. Now we're stuck with sh*t like:

"Hey guys, someone told me that it's not a good idea to vomit on a girl. Any truth to this?"

People need to use some f*cking common sense. And mods need to delete this kind of sh*t on sight.
I've come to accept that these posts just gives us insight into the types of guys we are competing with when sarging. No worries here... ;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mr Charisma

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I've come to accept that these posts just gives us insight into the types of guys we are competing with when sarging. No worries here... ;)
Hmm that's not a bad way to look on things actually. :cool:
 

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Think about this for a second. No woman wants to knock it out with a guy who's just downed a cheesburger with onions or garlic scampi. It's not a physical thing, it's a breath thing. The opposite is true also. For all of the care and primping a woman does to prepare for a date or going out to meet guys, she's not going to want to be anything less than minty fresh. If a woman is chowing down on a big meal, odds are she has no intent of sleeping with you that night.
 

ValleyDJing

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mrRuckus said:
Aww isn't that cute? Every message board there's people like you who say the same thing. Repeatedly. As if it's a new observation and you're so clever. What do you want?

guy 1: "man, there's no girl here."
guy 2: "yea."
guy 3: "this place sucks"

And then they come back the same night next week. Every bar. Every week.
LOL! couldn't have said it better myself.
 

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Mr Charisma said:
If many people are saying this then perhaps it's time something should be done about these moronic threads. Don't you agree?



I want sensible questions that relate to seduction. Isn't that what this place is about? Do you think a question like this would be tolerated on another forum such as mASF? Course not.

This place used to have thought-provoking posts. Now we're stuck with sh*t like:

"Hey guys, someone told me that it's not a good idea to vomit on a girl. Any truth to this?"

People need to use some f*cking common sense. And mods need to delete this kind of sh*t on sight.
I can definitely see your point. Vomit on a girl? lol! :crackup: But seriously, as long as dreamx is around, its never gonna happen. Just ignore it. Its pretty simple.
 

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Well, I used to eat big meals with my girlfriend, rest a little, then getting back to the good old humpa-humpa.

But we were in a comitted relationship, so I think that's different. I guess a fling wouldn't stand stuff like this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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