Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I've used condoms my whole life so far. Even during my LTR.

For those of you that have sex with your girlfriend or FB or whatever and are NOT using a condom at the time... where do you blow your load? On her, in her(if on the pill?), on the bed, on yourself..?

Whats the normal thing to do?:confused:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Are you guys serious? I assume only if you're 100% sure she's on the pill then "in her" would be the norm?

What if you're not sure she's on the pill?
 

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stumped said:
I've used condoms my whole life so far. Even during my LTR.

For those of you that have sex with your girlfriend or FB or whatever and are NOT using a condom at the time... where do you blow your load? On her, in her(if on the pill?), on the bed, on yourself..?

Whats the normal thing to do?:confused:
Well certainly not on your bed!:crackup: On yourself? And how on earth would that happen???
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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I just pull out and bust on her stomach and chest.
Sometimes it shoots in her hair or on her face :crackup:
 

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Sometimes it shoots in her hair or on her face

I know, I have awful aim too. I think the stains on her wall are still there.
 

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Even if she's on the pill, you got no business blowing your load inside her, you gotta make sure you turn her into a glazed donut.
 

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tell her to suck dry
its fun for you ,
its fun for her,
it makes no mess
and there is never a need for a pregnancy test.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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penkitten said:
tell her to suck dry
its fun for you ,
its fun for her,
it makes no mess
and there is never a need for a pregnancy test.

can you explain "suck dry"
 

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I always blow in them. 9/10 women around where I live are on the pill. I tend to know them a while before or they tell me their definetly clean..a few drunken one night stands gotme worried as **** though in the past. Once i pulled out and did it on her stomach because she told me she just finished her period and hadnt taken her pill. I've only ever used a condom twice in about 5 years
 

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lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.
never trust the pill.
 

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onyx said:
I always blow in them. 9/10 women around where I live are on the pill. I tend to know them a while before or they tell me their definetly clean..a few drunken one night stands gotme worried as **** though in the past. Once i pulled out and did it on her stomach because she told me she just finished her period and hadnt taken her pill. I've only ever used a condom twice in about 5 years
The problem is that while 1 in 10 aren't on the pill, a much higher ratio has STD's.
 

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oh well if they get pregnant atleast they know they gunna get a good lookin kid hahahha
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Gangster Of Love said:
The problem is that while 1 in 10 aren't on the pill, a much higher ratio has STD's.
yeh i know. I don't get with slutty women though, and like I said I know them a while before I usually sleep with them. Except them few scares but it turned out ok.
 

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lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.

What are the factors that reduce the pill's effectiveness?

I can think of: being on antibiotics, heavy cigarette smoking, and more commonly, missing a day or two of the pill.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.

What are the factors that reduce the pill's effectiveness?

I can think of: being on antibiotics, heavy cigarette smoking, and more commonly, missing a day or two of the pill.
well i know one time with me it was antibiotics for sure.
however there are one in a hundred women that the pill just does not work on.
i believe i was one of those women.
 

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in her. Figure out the birth control situation before if need be, but withdrawal method isn't effective birth control, don't rely on that! You can pull out and still get a chick pregnant.

Some women will not be happy with you if you assume they're okay with you coming "elsewhere" so be careful with that.

stumped said:
Are you guys serious? I assume only if you're 100% sure she's on the pill then "in her" would be the norm?

What if you're not sure she's on the pill?
 

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"where do you want it" in a deep ghetto voice

For real though, i would just do it on her, depending on the position, take it out of her, and she will probably move to where she wants it, and let her do it if she tries.. Dont do it on the furniture, or yourself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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