"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I've used condoms my whole life so far. Even during my LTR.

For those of you that have sex with your girlfriend or FB or whatever and are NOT using a condom at the time... where do you blow your load? On her, in her(if on the pill?), on the bed, on yourself..?

Whats the normal thing to do?:confused:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are you guys serious? I assume only if you're 100% sure she's on the pill then "in her" would be the norm?

What if you're not sure she's on the pill?
 

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stumped said:
I've used condoms my whole life so far. Even during my LTR.

For those of you that have sex with your girlfriend or FB or whatever and are NOT using a condom at the time... where do you blow your load? On her, in her(if on the pill?), on the bed, on yourself..?

Whats the normal thing to do?:confused:
Well certainly not on your bed!:crackup: On yourself? And how on earth would that happen???
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I just pull out and bust on her stomach and chest.
Sometimes it shoots in her hair or on her face :crackup:
 

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Sometimes it shoots in her hair or on her face

I know, I have awful aim too. I think the stains on her wall are still there.
 

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Even if she's on the pill, you got no business blowing your load inside her, you gotta make sure you turn her into a glazed donut.
 

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tell her to suck dry
its fun for you ,
its fun for her,
it makes no mess
and there is never a need for a pregnancy test.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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penkitten said:
tell her to suck dry
its fun for you ,
its fun for her,
it makes no mess
and there is never a need for a pregnancy test.

can you explain "suck dry"
 

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I always blow in them. 9/10 women around where I live are on the pill. I tend to know them a while before or they tell me their definetly clean..a few drunken one night stands gotme worried as **** though in the past. Once i pulled out and did it on her stomach because she told me she just finished her period and hadnt taken her pill. I've only ever used a condom twice in about 5 years
 

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lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.
never trust the pill.
 

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onyx said:
I always blow in them. 9/10 women around where I live are on the pill. I tend to know them a while before or they tell me their definetly clean..a few drunken one night stands gotme worried as **** though in the past. Once i pulled out and did it on her stomach because she told me she just finished her period and hadnt taken her pill. I've only ever used a condom twice in about 5 years
The problem is that while 1 in 10 aren't on the pill, a much higher ratio has STD's.
 

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oh well if they get pregnant atleast they know they gunna get a good lookin kid hahahha
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Gangster Of Love said:
The problem is that while 1 in 10 aren't on the pill, a much higher ratio has STD's.
yeh i know. I don't get with slutty women though, and like I said I know them a while before I usually sleep with them. Except them few scares but it turned out ok.
 

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lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.

What are the factors that reduce the pill's effectiveness?

I can think of: being on antibiotics, heavy cigarette smoking, and more commonly, missing a day or two of the pill.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
lots of chicks get preggie while taking the pill.

What are the factors that reduce the pill's effectiveness?

I can think of: being on antibiotics, heavy cigarette smoking, and more commonly, missing a day or two of the pill.
well i know one time with me it was antibiotics for sure.
however there are one in a hundred women that the pill just does not work on.
i believe i was one of those women.
 

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in her. Figure out the birth control situation before if need be, but withdrawal method isn't effective birth control, don't rely on that! You can pull out and still get a chick pregnant.

Some women will not be happy with you if you assume they're okay with you coming "elsewhere" so be careful with that.

stumped said:
Are you guys serious? I assume only if you're 100% sure she's on the pill then "in her" would be the norm?

What if you're not sure she's on the pill?
 

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"where do you want it" in a deep ghetto voice

For real though, i would just do it on her, depending on the position, take it out of her, and she will probably move to where she wants it, and let her do it if she tries.. Dont do it on the furniture, or yourself.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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