"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Screwed up crap, need help

cyjay201

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Hey guys.

Things are going pretty good between me and my g/f. However she always tells me how confused she is about me, and how she hasn't "figured me out" Which I'm guessing is a good thing.

The other thing is though is that everytime she tries to give me a hand job or bj, i never come....and I know for a fact that I don't have an erectile dysfunction. I won't bore you with those details.

Is it possible that I just can't perform in situations like this? Because I know for sure I have no erectile dysfunction.

Thanks
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tmpgstx

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It's hard to blow it if she is bobbing her head on it in fast foward fashion (at least for me). Have be more sensual - slow it down, practice deep-throating. Another good way is to just about blow it after having sex, but then come out and have her finish with her mouth! Too much fun.
 

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She probably is just inexperienced and awkward. When she's doing something that is working for you, let her know. You have to communicate with her about what feels good and does the job and what doesn't. It's best to focus on what she does right because if you tell her you like something she will do that more. Use verbal cues to get her to slow down by saying things like "I really like it when you go slow" or whatever. So, if she's doing something that just doesn't do anything for you, use phrases like that to get her to do something different. Always keep it positive, though, otherwise she will be discouraged and not want to do it for you.
 

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You could even watch a sensual porno together and say... "that looks like fun, lets try it" and then try the position/technique. This is ofcourse assuming that your gf isn't to uptight to watch a porno with you so guage her interest in it beforehand ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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omizzi

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THAT'S GOOOOOD... THAT MEANS SHE'S INEXPERIENCED CUZ SHE NEVER DONE IT B4... SO PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT MEANING SOON WILL COME THE GOOD BJs.... ALSO, BJs R BETTER THAN HANDJOBS.... HANDJOBS KINDA SUCK
 
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