thefonz
Master Don Juan
^ Has 5 different names, each ****ier than the last
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Say something about the person above you
- Thread starter Taviii
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ name reminds me of the leather jacket wearing "ayeeee" yelling cool guy from happy days that jumped a shark from a ramp in hawaii or some location like that.
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ deserves a rep point for posting a pic and thus proving he's the real deal
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^^ is a guy that I dont know
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^Wonderlan!!^^ He is a aBAzLLnA(I dont get the name) That has 714 posts. Guy that gave me reputation, And deserves a prop from me
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ is one crazy shydude for thinking I'm some dude named Dream X
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^ should really learn how to spell the word look
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Should really mind his own business
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
^ lives in some third-world nation where they still try to "possess" women. Obviously hasn't been exposed to the amount of feminism the Americas have. Lucky guy.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Still trying to create reality. Doesnt like his own, tries to steal someone elses. Lives in california were he gets to bang celebrities! What can I say "Lucky bastard"
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is a very shy dude.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is unbelievably sexy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ recently found out he was allergic to bunnies, which might not be a big deal or will it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
^Gio's biggest fan, nice all around person, although she does have an *inexplicable* bias towards gio.
bias towards gio.shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^Say bad stuff about people!! He is a master don juan in the forums but in real life he is just a beginner. probably wants to get under me so he can say bad stuff about me, but the problem is, there is nothing wrong about it, I am all good.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^^^strikes me as a shydude who thinks he knows stuff but for some odd reason remains an unkown quantity at this time.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
Freewheelin Frank
Banned
^^i dont know anything about him
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.