thefonz
Master Don Juan
^ Has 5 different names, each ****ier than the last
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Say something about the person above you
- Thread starter Taviii
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ name reminds me of the leather jacket wearing "ayeeee" yelling cool guy from happy days that jumped a shark from a ramp in hawaii or some location like that.
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ deserves a rep point for posting a pic and thus proving he's the real deal
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^^ is a guy that I dont know
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^Wonderlan!!^^ He is a aBAzLLnA(I dont get the name) That has 714 posts. Guy that gave me reputation, And deserves a prop from me
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ is one crazy shydude for thinking I'm some dude named Dream X
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^ should really learn how to spell the word look
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Should really mind his own business
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
^ lives in some third-world nation where they still try to "possess" women. Obviously hasn't been exposed to the amount of feminism the Americas have. Lucky guy.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Still trying to create reality. Doesnt like his own, tries to steal someone elses. Lives in california were he gets to bang celebrities! What can I say "Lucky bastard"
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is a very shy dude.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is unbelievably sexy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ recently found out he was allergic to bunnies, which might not be a big deal or will it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
^Gio's biggest fan, nice all around person, although she does have an *inexplicable* bias towards gio.
bias towards gio.shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^Say bad stuff about people!! He is a master don juan in the forums but in real life he is just a beginner. probably wants to get under me so he can say bad stuff about me, but the problem is, there is nothing wrong about it, I am all good.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^^^strikes me as a shydude who thinks he knows stuff but for some odd reason remains an unkown quantity at this time.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
Freewheelin Frank
Banned
^^i dont know anything about him
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.