thefonz
Master Don Juan
^ Has 5 different names, each ****ier than the last
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Say something about the person above you
- Thread starter Taviii
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ name reminds me of the leather jacket wearing "ayeeee" yelling cool guy from happy days that jumped a shark from a ramp in hawaii or some location like that.
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ deserves a rep point for posting a pic and thus proving he's the real deal
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^^ is a guy that I dont know
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~
All I know is that he is from nebraska and he is 28 or 29 years old. And i think that hes other sosuave account is "dreamx" ~~"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^Wonderlan!!^^ He is a aBAzLLnA(I dont get the name) That has 714 posts. Guy that gave me reputation, And deserves a prop from me
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2004
- Messages
- 968
- Reaction score
- 3
^ is one crazy shydude for thinking I'm some dude named Dream X
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^ should really learn how to spell the word look
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Should really mind his own business
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
^ lives in some third-world nation where they still try to "possess" women. Obviously hasn't been exposed to the amount of feminism the Americas have. Lucky guy.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Still trying to create reality. Doesnt like his own, tries to steal someone elses. Lives in california were he gets to bang celebrities! What can I say "Lucky bastard"
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is a very shy dude.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2005
- Messages
- 201
- Reaction score
- 0
Is unbelievably sexy.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ recently found out he was allergic to bunnies, which might not be a big deal or will it?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
^Gio's biggest fan, nice all around person, although she does have an *inexplicable* bias towards gio.
bias towards gio.shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^Say bad stuff about people!! He is a master don juan in the forums but in real life he is just a beginner. probably wants to get under me so he can say bad stuff about me, but the problem is, there is nothing wrong about it, I am all good.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^^^strikes me as a shydude who thinks he knows stuff but for some odd reason remains an unkown quantity at this time.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
<<<Is having fun giving people bad rep points and enjoying the bad attention it brings.
Freewheelin Frank
Banned
^^i dont know anything about him
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
<<doesnt have anything truely negative to say about anyone on this board so far
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.