"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Say Goodbye

HolyG

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What's the best way to say goodbye to a chick after a meeting/date whatever when intrest isn't high enough for a kiss close?

A kiss on the cheek or a hug? Which works better?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
 
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I really do that! Oh, I forgot, in the meantime I usually do a scarface routine, mimicking his voice, like, "Do you want to go to war?" or "Say hello to my little friend", all the while holding my penis!!!!
 

onyx

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Last Man Standing said:
I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
i dunno why but that ****in cracked me up hahha

err to the question, i think your lookin to much into things just do what feels right, i usually give em a kiss though, but some wil say hug blah blah

LOL@LMS 2nd post!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Poll

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I usually prefer a hug so I can slide my hands down and spread their buttcheeks.
 
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