"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HolyG

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What's the best way to say goodbye to a chick after a meeting/date whatever when intrest isn't high enough for a kiss close?

A kiss on the cheek or a hug? Which works better?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
 
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I really do that! Oh, I forgot, in the meantime I usually do a scarface routine, mimicking his voice, like, "Do you want to go to war?" or "Say hello to my little friend", all the while holding my penis!!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
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i dunno why but that ****in cracked me up hahha

err to the question, i think your lookin to much into things just do what feels right, i usually give em a kiss though, but some wil say hug blah blah

LOL@LMS 2nd post!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I usually prefer a hug so I can slide my hands down and spread their buttcheeks.
 
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