"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's the best way to say goodbye to a chick after a meeting/date whatever when intrest isn't high enough for a kiss close?

A kiss on the cheek or a hug? Which works better?
 

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I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
 
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I really do that! Oh, I forgot, in the meantime I usually do a scarface routine, mimicking his voice, like, "Do you want to go to war?" or "Say hello to my little friend", all the while holding my penis!!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
I always just give them a karate chop to the neck!!! BAM!!!! Then I laugh when I see the ho twitching on the floor as if she is having a SEIZURE!! It cracks me up every time!
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i dunno why but that ****in cracked me up hahha

err to the question, i think your lookin to much into things just do what feels right, i usually give em a kiss though, but some wil say hug blah blah

LOL@LMS 2nd post!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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I usually prefer a hug so I can slide my hands down and spread their buttcheeks.
 
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