"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
*******s - what are the chances of catching any STDs from them covered/uncovered
- Thread starter sknudheat
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Your_Royal_Flyness
Don Juan
sknudheat said:
Stay away from trickin. :nono:
That being said, there are some females who AREN'T paid wh*res who are more dirty than the ones who get paid. Watch where you stick it. Because once you whip it out, anything can happen.
plate's_empty
Senior Don Juan
That is, if you really want to know and you're not just trolling.
High class escorts are the cleanest women going. The girls on the street and the clubs are the ones you need to be wary of.Your_Royal_Flyness said:
That said why the hell would you get a bl0wj0b with a condom on. Some girls would point blank even refuse to do it. The chance of catching HIV from oral is remote, some say not even possible.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
HalfAddict
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