BondageNick
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Find ElStud
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Rollo Tomassi
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
I don't see why finding me on Emo-Space is such a big deal, all you had to do was ask IQQI, he/she was the first one to look me up (Well, to be fair, WYLDFIRE did too), it's her favorite pastime on NLG - OK, besides talking about herself, her last hangover, and avoiding to post any pictures of herself ever. 
Also, DEEPDISH and STR8UP know where to find pics from the last 2 years of martini fest,.. :nervous:
I keep a myspace page to have a presence, nothing more. Not really concerned with anything beyond the functional. I suppose I should update it,..hmm.
Also, DEEPDISH and STR8UP know where to find pics from the last 2 years of martini fest,.. :nervous:
I keep a myspace page to have a presence, nothing more. Not really concerned with anything beyond the functional. I suppose I should update it,..hmm.
KontrollerX
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"Am I the only one who thinks Rollo looks like Brett Favre?"
He looks EXACTLY like him. :nervous:
Anyone that is not a huge football fan that is interested go look up Brett's picture and then watch that video of Rollo playing a guitar without his hat and sunglasses on and you really won't be able to tell the difference.
The resemblance is to the point I'm starting to think we've been getting psychology, life and love tips from a professional NFL player all this time. :crackup:
He looks EXACTLY like him. :nervous:
Anyone that is not a huge football fan that is interested go look up Brett's picture and then watch that video of Rollo playing a guitar without his hat and sunglasses on and you really won't be able to tell the difference.
The resemblance is to the point I'm starting to think we've been getting psychology, life and love tips from a professional NFL player all this time. :crackup:
A few months ago I was amongst a birthday party entourage at a cheesy nightclub at Universal's City Walk, when I bumped into this guy who I confused for Rollo. I was like, "Hey Rollo, what up!" I was shocked - shocked - it wasn't him. The resemblance was uncanny and it turns out the guy's name was remarkably similiar (Greg instead of George)(but we know George is only your stage name). So, Mr. Tomassi, I met your doppelganger, although you can never meet him because that would cancel you out.
(And no, guys, I'm not on Rollo's myspace.)
(And no, guys, I'm not on Rollo's myspace.)
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
You know, I occasionally get Mark Wahlberg-ed too,..
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
penkitten
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say hello to your mother for me.Rollo Tomassi said: