BondageNick
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Rollo Tomassi
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
I don't see why finding me on Emo-Space is such a big deal, all you had to do was ask IQQI, he/she was the first one to look me up (Well, to be fair, WYLDFIRE did too), it's her favorite pastime on NLG - OK, besides talking about herself, her last hangover, and avoiding to post any pictures of herself ever. 
Also, DEEPDISH and STR8UP know where to find pics from the last 2 years of martini fest,.. :nervous:
I keep a myspace page to have a presence, nothing more. Not really concerned with anything beyond the functional. I suppose I should update it,..hmm.
Also, DEEPDISH and STR8UP know where to find pics from the last 2 years of martini fest,.. :nervous:
I keep a myspace page to have a presence, nothing more. Not really concerned with anything beyond the functional. I suppose I should update it,..hmm.
KontrollerX
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"Am I the only one who thinks Rollo looks like Brett Favre?"
He looks EXACTLY like him. :nervous:
Anyone that is not a huge football fan that is interested go look up Brett's picture and then watch that video of Rollo playing a guitar without his hat and sunglasses on and you really won't be able to tell the difference.
The resemblance is to the point I'm starting to think we've been getting psychology, life and love tips from a professional NFL player all this time. :crackup:
He looks EXACTLY like him. :nervous:
Anyone that is not a huge football fan that is interested go look up Brett's picture and then watch that video of Rollo playing a guitar without his hat and sunglasses on and you really won't be able to tell the difference.
The resemblance is to the point I'm starting to think we've been getting psychology, life and love tips from a professional NFL player all this time. :crackup:
A few months ago I was amongst a birthday party entourage at a cheesy nightclub at Universal's City Walk, when I bumped into this guy who I confused for Rollo. I was like, "Hey Rollo, what up!" I was shocked - shocked - it wasn't him. The resemblance was uncanny and it turns out the guy's name was remarkably similiar (Greg instead of George)(but we know George is only your stage name). So, Mr. Tomassi, I met your doppelganger, although you can never meet him because that would cancel you out.
(And no, guys, I'm not on Rollo's myspace.)
(And no, guys, I'm not on Rollo's myspace.)
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
You know, I occasionally get Mark Wahlberg-ed too,..
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
penkitten
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say hello to your mother for me.Rollo Tomassi said: