"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Rofl , This Is So Moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy...

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Lol , Today at a bar , i was drinking and a girl i know comes to me and asks me for a PURO. Now don't get me wrong , you might say i could have tried to game her or something else. But i know that as soon as i give her the puro she will vanish and not talk to me again.

So i say ( i read this somewhere i think it was Tyler who invented this lol )
Yes , i can give one to you. If you make an animal noise.
Do the donkey , yes the donkey.

She looks me in the eyes for some moments and actually starts making donkey noise.

It was so funny im still laughing. It put me on the state instantly.

I gave her the puro , she deserved it.

I just had to share it. Do it guys. $$$$$$$$$ITS MONNNNEEEEYYYYY $$$$$$$$
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lol ya wtf is a puro is that spanish or somethin...if ur referring to weed we call them blunts.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Click here :
http://tinyurl.com/pjutvu
Than click images .
Thats it .. Pretty easy.
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Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
 
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OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
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http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
 
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In Argentina it's called a 'porro'. Go figure.
 
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azrael said:
OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha!

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it
Click to expand...
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
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No problem my main man!

Just cause you weren't the one I asked ot help me out with this doesn't mean that I'd get angry with you for showing me the way... :crackup:

One more thing azrael, that sudden urge that we oftentimes get to "sound" knowledgeable isn't necessarily a bad thing....
It can actually be a very beneficial thing in certain cases ---> cases such as these ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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