"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rofl , This Is So Moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy...

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Lol , Today at a bar , i was drinking and a girl i know comes to me and asks me for a PURO. Now don't get me wrong , you might say i could have tried to game her or something else. But i know that as soon as i give her the puro she will vanish and not talk to me again.

So i say ( i read this somewhere i think it was Tyler who invented this lol )
Yes , i can give one to you. If you make an animal noise.
Do the donkey , yes the donkey.


She looks me in the eyes for some moments and actually starts making donkey noise.

It was so funny im still laughing. It put me on the state instantly.

I gave her the puro , she deserved it.

I just had to share it. Do it guys. $$$$$$$$$ITS MONNNNEEEEYYYYY $$$$$$$$
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lol ya wtf is a puro is that spanish or somethin...if ur referring to weed we call them blunts.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Click here :
http://tinyurl.com/pjutvu
Than click images .
Thats it .. Pretty easy.
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
 

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OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
 

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In Argentina it's called a 'porro'. Go figure.
 

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azrael said:
OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha!

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
No problem my main man!

Just cause you weren't the one I asked ot help me out with this doesn't mean that I'd get angry with you for showing me the way... :crackup:

One more thing azrael, that sudden urge that we oftentimes get to "sound" knowledgeable isn't necessarily a bad thing....
It can actually be a very beneficial thing in certain cases ---> cases such as these ;)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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