"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rofl , This Is So Moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy...

Daddy The Pimp

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Lol , Today at a bar , i was drinking and a girl i know comes to me and asks me for a PURO. Now don't get me wrong , you might say i could have tried to game her or something else. But i know that as soon as i give her the puro she will vanish and not talk to me again.

So i say ( i read this somewhere i think it was Tyler who invented this lol )
Yes , i can give one to you. If you make an animal noise.
Do the donkey , yes the donkey.


She looks me in the eyes for some moments and actually starts making donkey noise.

It was so funny im still laughing. It put me on the state instantly.

I gave her the puro , she deserved it.

I just had to share it. Do it guys. $$$$$$$$$ITS MONNNNEEEEYYYYY $$$$$$$$
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lol ya wtf is a puro is that spanish or somethin...if ur referring to weed we call them blunts.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Click here :
http://tinyurl.com/pjutvu
Than click images .
Thats it .. Pretty easy.
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
 

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OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
 

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In Argentina it's called a 'porro'. Go figure.
 

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azrael said:
OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha!

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
No problem my main man!

Just cause you weren't the one I asked ot help me out with this doesn't mean that I'd get angry with you for showing me the way... :crackup:

One more thing azrael, that sudden urge that we oftentimes get to "sound" knowledgeable isn't necessarily a bad thing....
It can actually be a very beneficial thing in certain cases ---> cases such as these ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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