"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Rofl , This Is So Moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy...

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Lol , Today at a bar , i was drinking and a girl i know comes to me and asks me for a PURO. Now don't get me wrong , you might say i could have tried to game her or something else. But i know that as soon as i give her the puro she will vanish and not talk to me again.

So i say ( i read this somewhere i think it was Tyler who invented this lol )
Yes , i can give one to you. If you make an animal noise.
Do the donkey , yes the donkey.

She looks me in the eyes for some moments and actually starts making donkey noise.

It was so funny im still laughing. It put me on the state instantly.

I gave her the puro , she deserved it.

I just had to share it. Do it guys. $$$$$$$$$ITS MONNNNEEEEYYYYY $$$$$$$$
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol ya wtf is a puro is that spanish or somethin...if ur referring to weed we call them blunts.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Click here :
http://tinyurl.com/pjutvu
Than click images .
Thats it .. Pretty easy.
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Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
 
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OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
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http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
 
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In Argentina it's called a 'porro'. Go figure.
 
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azrael said:
OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha!

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it
Click to expand...
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
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No problem my main man!

Just cause you weren't the one I asked ot help me out with this doesn't mean that I'd get angry with you for showing me the way... :crackup:

One more thing azrael, that sudden urge that we oftentimes get to "sound" knowledgeable isn't necessarily a bad thing....
It can actually be a very beneficial thing in certain cases ---> cases such as these ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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