"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Rofl , This Is So Moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy...

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Lol , Today at a bar , i was drinking and a girl i know comes to me and asks me for a PURO. Now don't get me wrong , you might say i could have tried to game her or something else. But i know that as soon as i give her the puro she will vanish and not talk to me again.

So i say ( i read this somewhere i think it was Tyler who invented this lol )
Yes , i can give one to you. If you make an animal noise.
Do the donkey , yes the donkey.

She looks me in the eyes for some moments and actually starts making donkey noise.

It was so funny im still laughing. It put me on the state instantly.

I gave her the puro , she deserved it.

I just had to share it. Do it guys. $$$$$$$$$ITS MONNNNEEEEYYYYY $$$$$$$$
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Lol ya wtf is a puro is that spanish or somethin...if ur referring to weed we call them blunts.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Daddy The Pimp said:
Click here :
http://tinyurl.com/pjutvu
Than click images .
Thats it .. Pretty easy.
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Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
 
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OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha! :crackup:

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude :up:

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it :p
Click to expand...
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
 
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In Argentina it's called a 'porro'. Go figure.
 
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azrael said:
OTB said:
Wow Daddy The Pimp, that was a pretty funny little multimedia object you have going on over there... hahaha!

How exactly did you make one of those things? You seem really good with computers dude

So help a fellow playa out and give me a head's up on how do it
Click to expand...
http://lmgtfy.com/
as in "let me google that for you"

you type the word and copy the link
sorry i know we were not asking me but i could not help the urge to "sound" knowledgeable

;) :D
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No problem my main man!

Just cause you weren't the one I asked ot help me out with this doesn't mean that I'd get angry with you for showing me the way... :crackup:

One more thing azrael, that sudden urge that we oftentimes get to "sound" knowledgeable isn't necessarily a bad thing....
It can actually be a very beneficial thing in certain cases ---> cases such as these ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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