we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You sure have a lot to say about yourself don't you?
How's it like being single?
How's it like being single?
Veyron
Don Juan
you my friend are a fvck tard
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
And I thought I was an ugly bastard...:crackup:
J/K.
J/K.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The Master Disaster
Master Don Juan
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i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
NOt to be mean, but this is true. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if that is really you, well, good luck buddy.Originally posted by The Master Disaster
i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
taiwanesedude227
Banned
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lol buurrrrnnnn.....
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I couldnt be the first one to say it, im working on controlling my anger.Originally posted by Centaurion
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hhahah man, that picture is priceless.
Originally posted by taiwanesedude227
lol buurrrrnnnn.....
well your facial features arent that bad, you just need to put on some weight. haha you look anorexic man. you'd look great if you just put on some weight, and it would even out your nose. most really skinny people look like they have huge noses even if they dont because it juts out more without the fat/muscle in your face.Originally posted by we all eat food
http://www.myspace.com/arthur_king
review the myspace please.
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taiwanesedude227
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Agreed. That is so weird all the cheerleaders do look female versions of him..Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
cut the rat tail.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
If I were you I would start lifting weights, change my hair color to something more normal and get rid of those nerdy glasses.