we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You sure have a lot to say about yourself don't you?
How's it like being single?
How's it like being single?
Veyron
Don Juan
you my friend are a fvck tard
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
And I thought I was an ugly bastard...:crackup:
J/K.
J/K.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
The Master Disaster
Master Don Juan
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i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
NOt to be mean, but this is true. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if that is really you, well, good luck buddy.Originally posted by The Master Disaster
i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
taiwanesedude227
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lol buurrrrnnnn.....
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I couldnt be the first one to say it, im working on controlling my anger.Originally posted by Centaurion
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hhahah man, that picture is priceless.
Originally posted by taiwanesedude227
lol buurrrrnnnn.....
well your facial features arent that bad, you just need to put on some weight. haha you look anorexic man. you'd look great if you just put on some weight, and it would even out your nose. most really skinny people look like they have huge noses even if they dont because it juts out more without the fat/muscle in your face.Originally posted by we all eat food
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review the myspace please.
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taiwanesedude227
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Agreed. That is so weird all the cheerleaders do look female versions of him..Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
cut the rat tail.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
If I were you I would start lifting weights, change my hair color to something more normal and get rid of those nerdy glasses.