we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You sure have a lot to say about yourself don't you?
How's it like being single?
How's it like being single?
Veyron
Don Juan
you my friend are a fvck tard
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
And I thought I was an ugly bastard...:crackup:
J/K.
J/K.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Master Disaster
Master Don Juan
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i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
NOt to be mean, but this is true. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if that is really you, well, good luck buddy.Originally posted by The Master Disaster
i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
taiwanesedude227
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lol buurrrrnnnn.....
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I couldnt be the first one to say it, im working on controlling my anger.Originally posted by Centaurion
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hhahah man, that picture is priceless.
Originally posted by taiwanesedude227
lol buurrrrnnnn.....
well your facial features arent that bad, you just need to put on some weight. haha you look anorexic man. you'd look great if you just put on some weight, and it would even out your nose. most really skinny people look like they have huge noses even if they dont because it juts out more without the fat/muscle in your face.Originally posted by we all eat food
http://www.myspace.com/arthur_king
review the myspace please.
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taiwanesedude227
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Agreed. That is so weird all the cheerleaders do look female versions of him..Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
cut the rat tail.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
If I were you I would start lifting weights, change my hair color to something more normal and get rid of those nerdy glasses.