we all eat food
Senior Don Juan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
You sure have a lot to say about yourself don't you?
How's it like being single?
How's it like being single?
Veyron
Don Juan
you my friend are a fvck tard
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
And I thought I was an ugly bastard...:crackup:
J/K.
J/K.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The Master Disaster
Master Don Juan
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i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
NOt to be mean, but this is true. But, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and if that is really you, well, good luck buddy.Originally posted by The Master Disaster
i would just cut that nose off, and rip your rat tale out of the back of your head.
taiwanesedude227
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lol buurrrrnnnn.....
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I couldnt be the first one to say it, im working on controlling my anger.Originally posted by Centaurion
If that's a real picture of you, you sure are a one ugly sob.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hhahah man, that picture is priceless.
Originally posted by taiwanesedude227
lol buurrrrnnnn.....
well your facial features arent that bad, you just need to put on some weight. haha you look anorexic man. you'd look great if you just put on some weight, and it would even out your nose. most really skinny people look like they have huge noses even if they dont because it juts out more without the fat/muscle in your face.Originally posted by we all eat food
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review the myspace please.
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taiwanesedude227
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Agreed. That is so weird all the cheerleaders do look female versions of him..Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Ummm...wow. You know some hot girls ill give you that. The cheerleaders all look like you kinda...that sorta freaked me out.
KaminoSS
Don Juan
cut the rat tail.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
wow you guys are being damn *******s to him.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
If I were you I would start lifting weights, change my hair color to something more normal and get rid of those nerdy glasses.