"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rest in peace Val!!

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Good actor, Val Kilmer was. Salton Sea is an underrated classic.

Pity the Doors movie obfuscated the absurdity of Jim Morrison's father helping start the Vietnam War by directing the Gulf of Tonkin incident, while Jim was helping lead the counterculture revolution by being rock music's biggest bad boy. Both anti-heroes but extreme polar opposites; the chances of this organically occurring are about 1/1,000,000,000. But film director Oliver Stone likes being alive, so...
 

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"I'll be your huckleberry," from Tombstone is my favorite of all his lines. I saw that movie as a teenager and even then was suspicious of their depiction of the shootout at the ok corral being about enforcing a local gun control ordinance
..in the wild west. It made me go to the library, because this was before the internet and we only had stone tablets. Turns out the real reason for the conflict was "they was talking sh1t."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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All the more tragic when one recognizes
dude definitely had more than enough talent to be among those who enjoyed Liam Neeson-esque later career revival
 

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"I'll be your huckleberry," from Tombstone is my favorite of all his lines.
His depiction of Doc Holliday is one of the high points in cinema for sure.

On a less serious note, I thought he made a decent Batman. The movie he was in stunk (Batman Forever), but I didn't think he made a bad Batman. That was the third movie in that series, but I always thought that title should have been for the fourth.
 

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On a less serious note, I thought he made a decent Batman. The movie he was in stunk (Batman Forever), but I didn't think he made a bad Batman
In the documentary "Val", he discusses the original script having been a far more somber exploration of Bruce Wayne's trauma , and his doubts over the life path he'd chosen + How the movie ultimately became one gigantic ad for merch*, even though traces of what could've been can still be found in the final product


*We can give Joel Schumacher and 90s Warner Brothers credit, in some demented sense: They anticipated what mainstream Hollywood would degenerate into a few decades later, once we were deep into The 10s
 

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Good actor, Val Kilmer was. Salton Sea is an underrated classic.

Pity the Doors movie obfuscated the absurdity of Jim Morrison's father helping start the Vietnam War by directing the Gulf of Tonkin incident, while Jim was helping lead the counterculture revolution by being rock music's biggest bad boy. Both anti-heroes but extreme polar opposites; the chances of this organically occurring are about 1/1,000,000,000. But film director Oliver Stone likes being alive, so...
It was also a movie about the doors, not just Jim. I guess a mention or something would have been nice - Oliver stone of all people, too. Guys got no issue putting his neck out there.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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