"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Rest in peace Val!!

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good actor, Val Kilmer was. Salton Sea is an underrated classic.

Pity the Doors movie obfuscated the absurdity of Jim Morrison's father helping start the Vietnam War by directing the Gulf of Tonkin incident, while Jim was helping lead the counterculture revolution by being rock music's biggest bad boy. Both anti-heroes but extreme polar opposites; the chances of this organically occurring are about 1/1,000,000,000. But film director Oliver Stone likes being alive, so...
 

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"I'll be your huckleberry," from Tombstone is my favorite of all his lines. I saw that movie as a teenager and even then was suspicious of their depiction of the shootout at the ok corral being about enforcing a local gun control ordinance
..in the wild west. It made me go to the library, because this was before the internet and we only had stone tablets. Turns out the real reason for the conflict was "they was talking sh1t."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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All the more tragic when one recognizes
dude definitely had more than enough talent to be among those who enjoyed Liam Neeson-esque later career revival
 

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"I'll be your huckleberry," from Tombstone is my favorite of all his lines.
His depiction of Doc Holliday is one of the high points in cinema for sure.

On a less serious note, I thought he made a decent Batman. The movie he was in stunk (Batman Forever), but I didn't think he made a bad Batman. That was the third movie in that series, but I always thought that title should have been for the fourth.
 

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On a less serious note, I thought he made a decent Batman. The movie he was in stunk (Batman Forever), but I didn't think he made a bad Batman
In the documentary "Val", he discusses the original script having been a far more somber exploration of Bruce Wayne's trauma , and his doubts over the life path he'd chosen + How the movie ultimately became one gigantic ad for merch*, even though traces of what could've been can still be found in the final product


*We can give Joel Schumacher and 90s Warner Brothers credit, in some demented sense: They anticipated what mainstream Hollywood would degenerate into a few decades later, once we were deep into The 10s
 

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Good actor, Val Kilmer was. Salton Sea is an underrated classic.

Pity the Doors movie obfuscated the absurdity of Jim Morrison's father helping start the Vietnam War by directing the Gulf of Tonkin incident, while Jim was helping lead the counterculture revolution by being rock music's biggest bad boy. Both anti-heroes but extreme polar opposites; the chances of this organically occurring are about 1/1,000,000,000. But film director Oliver Stone likes being alive, so...
It was also a movie about the doors, not just Jim. I guess a mention or something would have been nice - Oliver stone of all people, too. Guys got no issue putting his neck out there.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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