"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jiza101

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This ***** in my class goes to me "ure ugly" in like a joking kind of way and i just stood there like ummm... I shoulda said look in the mirror ***** :p
but i didnt think, how do you guys reply to **** like that, i dont even think im ugly, i just think she was playing with me :eek:
But im not a girl so i dont know :/ How can i find out lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Post your picture in hotornot.com and you are going to destroy your doubts of your uglyness.

A$$hole : U r Ugly!
Me : At least I ain't a loser, biitch.
 

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"At least I get the girls"

Do NOT post your pic on hotornot.com, that is THE stupidest site I have ever seen in my life... People who actually post their pics there are... I'll spare you the words, but you get the idea.

~ivan
 

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lol, she also goes to me i dont have friends. I actually have heaps, i just duno how to respond to this *****.. she says such harsh words but in a jokingly kind of fashion.. Need a wicked comeback :0
 

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Put your right hand on her left shoulder and say: "Look [pause for a few seconds pretending you forgot her name] 'Sarah'. This is a free country and you are obviously entitled to your opinion. But it's too bad that I just don't give a **** about it."

I know, too big lol :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HHloser2

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Originally posted by Selon
Put your right hand on her left shoulder and say: "Look [pause for a few seconds pretending you forgot her name] 'Sarah'. This is a free country and you are obviously entitled to your opinion. But it's too bad that I just don't give a **** about it."

I know, too big lol :p
I think thats the best we;ve got so far, I like it.;)
 

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whatever you do don't try to qualify yourself.

that is worse that saying nothing at all

if she says "you're ugly", respond something like "i know you really love me so don't pretend you aren't interested"
 

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post your pic over at www.wouldyouhitthis.com and ask for opinions in the forum

it separates the ugly from the good looking. ugly = 10% and below. average is about 30%.
 

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Girl : you're ugly
You: well go away and stop trying to hit on me then.
 

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Why is this getting so many replies? Why should I... or the viewers... or the original poster care about this?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I had a girl say the exact same thing to me when I first met her and I'm a decent looking guy. She's a shorter cutie and I replied to her by saying "Wow, aren't we an angry little midget"....She ended up asking me out.
 

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Originally posted by JMBM53
I had a girl say the exact same thing to me when I first met her and I'm a decent looking guy. She's a shorter cutie and I replied to her by saying "Wow, aren't we an angry little midget"....She ended up asking me out.
Bwahaha

I kinda like to do the 'ole

Girl: You're ugly!
Me: *fake sarcastic gasp* *pause* "O....kay..."
 

Caveman

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"I love you too, baby" :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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say...

"eh...i know...it happens, we all cant look as good as you" in a sarcastic tone to make her feel like an idiot
 

Heizen

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Look her right in the eyes, pause for a dramatic moment, and say "Uh huh, really. You opinion is very important to me" and walk away.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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