"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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jiza101

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This ***** in my class goes to me "ure ugly" in like a joking kind of way and i just stood there like ummm... I shoulda said look in the mirror ***** :p
but i didnt think, how do you guys reply to **** like that, i dont even think im ugly, i just think she was playing with me :eek:
But im not a girl so i dont know :/ How can i find out lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Post your picture in hotornot.com and you are going to destroy your doubts of your uglyness.

A$$hole : U r Ugly!
Me : At least I ain't a loser, biitch.
 

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"At least I get the girls"

Do NOT post your pic on hotornot.com, that is THE stupidest site I have ever seen in my life... People who actually post their pics there are... I'll spare you the words, but you get the idea.

~ivan
 

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lol, she also goes to me i dont have friends. I actually have heaps, i just duno how to respond to this *****.. she says such harsh words but in a jokingly kind of fashion.. Need a wicked comeback :0
 

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Put your right hand on her left shoulder and say: "Look [pause for a few seconds pretending you forgot her name] 'Sarah'. This is a free country and you are obviously entitled to your opinion. But it's too bad that I just don't give a **** about it."

I know, too big lol :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HHloser2

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Originally posted by Selon
Put your right hand on her left shoulder and say: "Look [pause for a few seconds pretending you forgot her name] 'Sarah'. This is a free country and you are obviously entitled to your opinion. But it's too bad that I just don't give a **** about it."

I know, too big lol :p
I think thats the best we;ve got so far, I like it.;)
 

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whatever you do don't try to qualify yourself.

that is worse that saying nothing at all

if she says "you're ugly", respond something like "i know you really love me so don't pretend you aren't interested"
 

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post your pic over at www.wouldyouhitthis.com and ask for opinions in the forum

it separates the ugly from the good looking. ugly = 10% and below. average is about 30%.
 

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Girl : you're ugly
You: well go away and stop trying to hit on me then.
 

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Why is this getting so many replies? Why should I... or the viewers... or the original poster care about this?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I had a girl say the exact same thing to me when I first met her and I'm a decent looking guy. She's a shorter cutie and I replied to her by saying "Wow, aren't we an angry little midget"....She ended up asking me out.
 

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Originally posted by JMBM53
I had a girl say the exact same thing to me when I first met her and I'm a decent looking guy. She's a shorter cutie and I replied to her by saying "Wow, aren't we an angry little midget"....She ended up asking me out.
Bwahaha

I kinda like to do the 'ole

Girl: You're ugly!
Me: *fake sarcastic gasp* *pause* "O....kay..."
 

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"I love you too, baby" :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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say...

"eh...i know...it happens, we all cant look as good as you" in a sarcastic tone to make her feel like an idiot
 

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Look her right in the eyes, pause for a dramatic moment, and say "Uh huh, really. You opinion is very important to me" and walk away.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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