"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anytime a girl/women says: "What do you think you we're going to do about it?" (when you accuse her of something, like when she has just trown something at you for instance)

I find that a pretty hard one. Could only think of something like: "punish you" :D

Any suggestions?




P.S.: This thread can also be used for other situations where you need some funny responses.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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WEEEEELLLL

Let's say a girl has just trown something at you and then you accuse her of it and then she says: "Well, what do you think you we're going to do about it"

Soooo, could you think of anything to say back to her?
 
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Just give her a "english for dummies" book. Coz that made no sense what so ever.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
 
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Originally posted by arlanda
I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
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Say "thanks for the stuff"... and leave?
 
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I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
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I disagree. This happens a lot at school. When a guy gets up, the girl gets in his face also, then the guy looks like a tool because he cant hit a girl, and has to sit back down.

I personally would respond with something like "Whoa, you dont have to get all violent just to get my attention"

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