"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anytime a girl/women says: "What do you think you we're going to do about it?" (when you accuse her of something, like when she has just trown something at you for instance)

I find that a pretty hard one. Could only think of something like: "punish you" :D

Any suggestions?




P.S.: This thread can also be used for other situations where you need some funny responses.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WEEEEELLLL

Let's say a girl has just trown something at you and then you accuse her of it and then she says: "Well, what do you think you we're going to do about it"

Soooo, could you think of anything to say back to her?
 
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Just give her a "english for dummies" book. Coz that made no sense what so ever.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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:crackup:
 
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I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
 
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Originally posted by arlanda
I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
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Say "thanks for the stuff"... and leave?
 
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I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
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I disagree. This happens a lot at school. When a guy gets up, the girl gets in his face also, then the guy looks like a tool because he cant hit a girl, and has to sit back down.

I personally would respond with something like "Whoa, you dont have to get all violent just to get my attention"

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