"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Anytime a girl/women says: "What do you think you we're going to do about it?" (when you accuse her of something, like when she has just trown something at you for instance)

I find that a pretty hard one. Could only think of something like: "punish you" :D

Any suggestions?




P.S.: This thread can also be used for other situations where you need some funny responses.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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WEEEEELLLL

Let's say a girl has just trown something at you and then you accuse her of it and then she says: "Well, what do you think you we're going to do about it"

Soooo, could you think of anything to say back to her?
 
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Just give her a "english for dummies" book. Coz that made no sense what so ever.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
 
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Originally posted by arlanda
I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
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Say "thanks for the stuff"... and leave?
 
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I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
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I disagree. This happens a lot at school. When a guy gets up, the girl gets in his face also, then the guy looks like a tool because he cant hit a girl, and has to sit back down.

I personally would respond with something like "Whoa, you dont have to get all violent just to get my attention"

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