"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Anytime a girl/women says: "What do you think you we're going to do about it?" (when you accuse her of something, like when she has just trown something at you for instance)

I find that a pretty hard one. Could only think of something like: "punish you" :D

Any suggestions?




P.S.: This thread can also be used for other situations where you need some funny responses.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WEEEEELLLL

Let's say a girl has just trown something at you and then you accuse her of it and then she says: "Well, what do you think you we're going to do about it"

Soooo, could you think of anything to say back to her?
 
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Just give her a "english for dummies" book. Coz that made no sense what so ever.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
 
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Originally posted by arlanda
I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
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Say "thanks for the stuff"... and leave?
 
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I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
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I disagree. This happens a lot at school. When a guy gets up, the girl gets in his face also, then the guy looks like a tool because he cant hit a girl, and has to sit back down.

I personally would respond with something like "Whoa, you dont have to get all violent just to get my attention"

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