"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Holland

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Anytime a girl/women says: "What do you think you we're going to do about it?" (when you accuse her of something, like when she has just trown something at you for instance)

I find that a pretty hard one. Could only think of something like: "punish you" :D

Any suggestions?




P.S.: This thread can also be used for other situations where you need some funny responses.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Holland

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WEEEEELLLL

Let's say a girl has just trown something at you and then you accuse her of it and then she says: "Well, what do you think you we're going to do about it"

Soooo, could you think of anything to say back to her?
 

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Just give her a "english for dummies" book. Coz that made no sense what so ever.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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:crackup:
 

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I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
 

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Originally posted by arlanda
I guess he was trying to communicate this : a girl throws some stuff at him and says "What are you gonna do about it?"
Say "thanks for the stuff"... and leave?
 

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I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by blueangel83
I think I'm the only SMART one around here who understands what Holland is talking about.

Tell the girl "I'm gonna kick your ass" then get up and look down at her.

She will turn submissive in an instant and will secretly like you for that.

Good luck!

Meg
I disagree. This happens a lot at school. When a guy gets up, the girl gets in his face also, then the guy looks like a tool because he cant hit a girl, and has to sit back down.

I personally would respond with something like "Whoa, you dont have to get all violent just to get my attention"

Sincerely
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