"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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aight so this girl threw water at me (just a splash) cause i tried to steal her food. i think she likes me a little, but she jsut sent me this e-mail:

heyy CA, i just wanted to say i'm sorry for throwing water on you, really i am :)
if you're thinking about getting revenge on me, just remember who introduced you to THE best musician ever--regina spektor!

any ideas for a response to this?
ty guys :rock:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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u know wut? i'm kinda pissed off about this.
i'll just say "w/e, *****, i understand that you were pms-ing. don't let it happen again"
 
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lol, you don't have to respond if you don't want to, but I think you should just be playful with it and say something along the lines of, "Oh, I'll get my revenge bwahahahaha. Just wait until I see you tomorrow!" Keeps you in her interest and wondering what will happen to her tomorrow.
 
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aight u guys dont' need to respond anymore.... i e-mailed her back and she said that she'll give me a cupcake on thurs if i don't do anything back to her.

is that valentines day?
 
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Crazy Asian said:
aight u guys dont' need to respond anymore.... i e-mailed her back and she said that she'll give me a cupcake on thurs if i don't do anything back to her.

is that valentines day?
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Haha! Indeed it is. :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hmmmm she's a tough cookie to crack.

sometimes i can't tell if the way she's acting is a sign of interest or disinterest.

w/e. back to the important stuff: what would be a good prank to pull on her?
 
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