"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Crazy Asian

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aight so this girl threw water at me (just a splash) cause i tried to steal her food. i think she likes me a little, but she jsut sent me this e-mail:

heyy CA, i just wanted to say i'm sorry for throwing water on you, really i am :)
if you're thinking about getting revenge on me, just remember who introduced you to THE best musician ever--regina spektor!

any ideas for a response to this?
ty guys :rock:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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u know wut? i'm kinda pissed off about this.
i'll just say "w/e, *****, i understand that you were pms-ing. don't let it happen again"
 

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lol, you don't have to respond if you don't want to, but I think you should just be playful with it and say something along the lines of, "Oh, I'll get my revenge bwahahahaha. Just wait until I see you tomorrow!" Keeps you in her interest and wondering what will happen to her tomorrow.
 

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aight u guys dont' need to respond anymore.... i e-mailed her back and she said that she'll give me a cupcake on thurs if i don't do anything back to her.

is that valentines day?
 

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Crazy Asian said:
aight u guys dont' need to respond anymore.... i e-mailed her back and she said that she'll give me a cupcake on thurs if i don't do anything back to her.

is that valentines day?
Haha! Indeed it is. :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hmmmm she's a tough cookie to crack.

sometimes i can't tell if the way she's acting is a sign of interest or disinterest.

w/e. back to the important stuff: what would be a good prank to pull on her?
 
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