jtrain 289
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hahahahah lol ur mad funny valleydging
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Hand Of Karma
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Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: *pinches her arm*
Her: ouch! what was that for?!
HoK: Oh sorry I thought you were dreaming there for a minute, but if you want I will make it up to you and let you buy me one instead.
OR
Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: Oh I will get 3 scrambled eggs, 3 rye toast if you don't mind putting butter on the side, and 3 bacon...with oj please.....That is unless you have a better kind of Awesome 3some in mind, I would even settle for a 2some if thats all you have to offer on tonights special.
I love using anything along that lines and always bring kino into play seeing as I am a very tactile person.
HoK: *pinches her arm*
Her: ouch! what was that for?!
HoK: Oh sorry I thought you were dreaming there for a minute, but if you want I will make it up to you and let you buy me one instead.
OR
Her: Heya, you're kinda cute, wanna buy me a drink? *puppydogeyes*
HoK: Oh I will get 3 scrambled eggs, 3 rye toast if you don't mind putting butter on the side, and 3 bacon...with oj please.....That is unless you have a better kind of Awesome 3some in mind, I would even settle for a 2some if thats all you have to offer on tonights special.
I love using anything along that lines and always bring kino into play seeing as I am a very tactile person.
KarmaSutra
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Please deny that you'll be using these goddamned scripts in every post.Hand Of Karma said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Hand Of Karma
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I don't use them every time, it is all based on the person and what you get from reading them. Not everyone has the same style and not everyone can pull a lot of these off that everyone has mentioned. I don't suggest for people to use what I have said in the past unless the have the jovial personality to pull it off.
girl: Hi, will you buy me a drink?
me: Why? No.
girl: You have no money? You're not my friend.
me: Then I guess I could be your bestfriend.... (and show her a wad of cash.) I don't buy girls drinks.
I then walk away. Later she number closed me.
me: Why? No.
girl: You have no money? You're not my friend.
me: Then I guess I could be your bestfriend.... (and show her a wad of cash.) I don't buy girls drinks.
I then walk away. Later she number closed me.
DismantleRepair
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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
You: "Yeah, if you pay for it."
You: "Yeah, if you pay for it."
Crazy Asian
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ya know, i think i read somewhere, or heard that if you buy a girl a drink, she feels more sexually in debt to you.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Her: will you buy me a drink??
Me: no, you're already too drunk, asking me stupid questions like that.
i have had a few girls ask me for a drink. I usually just laugh, really loud, right in thier face. The looks they give are priceless. On a side note, you guys should try asking girls to buy you drinks, even ones you know, Most of them are so friggin used to getting drinks bought for them that they look astonished. Liek you're speaking chinese. It's weird try it. Also, thanks to this site, a few weeks ago, 2 different times, I was at the bar ordering and a girl next to me got served fisrt, I looked them both in the face and said, "Ill have a bud light", it worked both times, two different girls.
Me: no, you're already too drunk, asking me stupid questions like that.
i have had a few girls ask me for a drink. I usually just laugh, really loud, right in thier face. The looks they give are priceless. On a side note, you guys should try asking girls to buy you drinks, even ones you know, Most of them are so friggin used to getting drinks bought for them that they look astonished. Liek you're speaking chinese. It's weird try it. Also, thanks to this site, a few weeks ago, 2 different times, I was at the bar ordering and a girl next to me got served fisrt, I looked them both in the face and said, "Ill have a bud light", it worked both times, two different girls.
Solomon
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alphamailman
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Whatttt!!
I simply use this one
Freak: Hey will you buy me a drink?
AMM: Sure, Bartender! Could you get me a gin & tonic. Oh! and get this bytch a water!
Don't give in, if you must, don't tell her it's gin & coke u just got her!
I simply use this one
Freak: Hey will you buy me a drink?
AMM: Sure, Bartender! Could you get me a gin & tonic. Oh! and get this bytch a water!
Don't give in, if you must, don't tell her it's gin & coke u just got her!
Yesterday night I just used the one where i nudge her a little back look at her from her feet to her head and just laugh and say no. I said it to a GoGo dancer girl that i was talking to, all she said was like ohh your so mean i dont like u blah blah blah. Did she walk away? nope, she was even more interested might see her tonight to a club i invited her to. =)
broken dreams
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I got this but it depends on timing of it and how she says it .
" I usually get askd that after sex give me one compliment ?"
" I usually get askd that after sex
give me one compliment ?""Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
FireOnTheMountain
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Wow, there are some truly excellent replies in the middle pages of this thread.
The times I've been asked this question, I always struggle and stumble with my answer. It really f'ed my up once because the approach was going really well until the girl asked. I ended up saying no, but in a indecisive sounding wussy way and it killed the conversation.
A good C+F line, on the other hand, would have had the opposite effect.
The times I've been asked this question, I always struggle and stumble with my answer. It really f'ed my up once because the approach was going really well until the girl asked. I ended up saying no, but in a indecisive sounding wussy way and it killed the conversation.
A good C+F line, on the other hand, would have had the opposite effect.
Some stripper chick, was hanging out in my local bar. I could tell was a total cvnt the minute I laid eyes on her. She grabbed my friend while we were walking by, and said "hey, will you buy me a shot?" She did this in a really bytchy way, and I wasnt having it. My AFC friend was about to do it, too.
So I stepped in between, and said "I wouldnt buy you a fvcking shot if you were GOOD looking"
She got all snotty and said "Whatever, I work at Fantasy Girls (strip club)"
I said "Rad. Are you a bartender there, or something?" That must have stung!
I tell my friend right in front of her "Dont buy her a drink, dumbass, she doesnt even have her titties out."
This chick was a friend of the bartender, so I was told she was a stripper, (she wasnt looking very good either) and a lesbian, before that even happened.
So I stepped in between, and said "I wouldnt buy you a fvcking shot if you were GOOD looking"
She got all snotty and said "Whatever, I work at Fantasy Girls (strip club)"
I said "Rad. Are you a bartender there, or something?" That must have stung!
I tell my friend right in front of her "Dont buy her a drink, dumbass, she doesnt even have her titties out."
This chick was a friend of the bartender, so I was told she was a stripper, (she wasnt looking very good either) and a lesbian, before that even happened.
BustedKnucks
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Last night some disgustingly obese woman came up to me and started some kindo of weird bovine kino on my back and asked me what I was drinking. I told her I don't drink too many calories and left
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.