"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Recommend me some cheerful musics (like Jazz?)

moneyisking

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I LOVE listening to When the Saints go marching in.

Besides that, any cheerful, bright song is welcome: Spyrogyra's Morning dance

and Trio Toy Keat's End of the First Set. Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABWrjhBVnAk

I mean, since a lot of songs and music I love to hear are Jazz, it doesn't mean

what you recommend has to be Jazz. It can be Blues, something like Folsom

Prison. Anyways, there are examples of my type of music.

When I listen to them, all my worries, stress, frustration about women

and life shrivel away and I feel very happy, fun and cheerful


I would really appreciate anyone who recommends me a music. Thank you!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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horaholic

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Bela Fleck and the Fleck Tones

Its jazz, and bluegrass, and everything weird in between fused together. Absolutely amazing if you ever get the chance to see it live. You'll be so focused on how talented they are, you'll forget about everything.

Oh, and if you want blues, try Howlin' Wolf. Even though he's singing blues, it somehow makes you feel better.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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try nujabes beats are mello also did the samurai champloo soundtrack.
 

guywhoneedshelp

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Try anything by Kirk Whalum. Type that into Pandora and you got a good playlist right there.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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