I bet shes wild in bed though!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Rating HB women. Different guys different ranks.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
mrgoodstuff
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She needs some good dyck
logicallefty
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Only my peter knows if it's an acceptable number, and he is a man of no talk and all action. So I just go along with what he tells me.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
When it comes to soccer girls there's a different morgan I have in mind. That looker Alex Morgan. Even with one kid her body is still too good. She's just amazing compared to where hope solo was a few years back. I used to talk to alex from where else using an old profile. I think was on pof. You'd be surprised in summer soccer girls and tennis girls log in to old. Look forward to that biggoal
zekko
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What is going on, are we all supposed to go out and get soccer chicks now? Does the So in SoSuave stand for soccer? Is that why they call them soccer moms?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
No but the tennis girl is a fine meat lol Sharapova is now retired I'm sure some guy out there has it for her. When she was a teenager she looked so good. Now She's like a pleasant hb7
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Yes still meat and not a hardened scorpion or serpent.
Was this before she was famous? No way shed be on a garbage old site like pof which is bottom of the barrel.
I've seen hot local news reporters on old a couple times but no one famous lol.
Why didnt you meet up with alex then if she replied why didnt you ask her out?
Brian had a better face than alex.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Well at the time she was still in high school... Maybe because Pof just started. She deleted it after we met. Sadly nothing came more of it than a hookup or a summer flame. Her fame came up more after. At the time I put her no better than a hot volleyball girl. I've noticed a trend maybe when reporters take their vacations that's the opportunity to meet them. Biggoal nothing beats meeting a girl in person. I feel the shield girls put up on their profiles are stronger than when you meet them irl.
So she wasnt 18 yet when you met alex?? Hot and tight and young!!!
Pof and okc girls are just plain disgusting. No one like alex on them now.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
zekko
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Oops, I've been going about this all wrong.
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This is pretty much the most pathetic thread you guys could have.
Unless you are actually gonna message these women, rating women you will never meet will not help you in any way. Who cares what someone you will never meet looks like, how about the people in your area that you can actually talk to, or even if far away someone you could bring close to you?
Don't fantasize, go and get what you deserve.
Also even if I was gonna rate a woman, it wouldn't just be looks.
Unless you are actually gonna message these women, rating women you will never meet will not help you in any way. Who cares what someone you will never meet looks like, how about the people in your area that you can actually talk to, or even if far away someone you could bring close to you?
Don't fantasize, go and get what you deserve.
Also even if I was gonna rate a woman, it wouldn't just be looks.