learningtopimp
Senior Don Juan
Stuart,
This is a tight post.....I can see how these help in different situations.
This is a tight post.....I can see how these help in different situations.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Quick Pick-up examples for different situations. (All real)
- Thread starter StuartScott
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
lordclem*
Master Don Juan
simply because of the way some people have been acting i had to post to say GREAT POST STUART..**** them!
Yeah I'm totally down with this post! Say what you will of the "lingo" but there is an easy lesson to pick up, and it's a winnah
Other DJs can try it like dis:
--as long as you get to here...--
"So when are your off days?"
--you can get to here *GRIN*--
"Yeah? Let's go <ACTIVITY> on one of those days. What's your home phone number?"
If it were any easier, George W. could do it.
cynetix
[This message has been edited by cynetix (edited 09-06-2002).]
Other DJs can try it like dis:
--as long as you get to here...--
"So when are your off days?"
--you can get to here *GRIN*--
"Yeah? Let's go <ACTIVITY> on one of those days. What's your home phone number?"
If it were any easier, George W. could do it.
cynetix
[This message has been edited by cynetix (edited 09-06-2002).]
If im looking to pick up some dirty sluts in the ghetto I'll try these techniques....
But until that day comes (and it won't) I'll take my advice from the people who can type in at least half-decent english. I understand typos and ****, but when you seem to be trying as hard as possible to make yourself sound ghetto, it just gets annoying.
But until that day comes (and it won't) I'll take my advice from the people who can type in at least half-decent english. I understand typos and ****, but when you seem to be trying as hard as possible to make yourself sound ghetto, it just gets annoying.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
StuartScott
Banned
Damn this post is old, this was like my one of my first posts here.
Anyway Zelemont, no one is trying to put on an act as you put it. I live in friggin Houston, Texas (Southwest side), not Brentwood California. Why the fukk would I put on a front. Have you ever listened to the rap music they play down south. Well that's how like almost half of the folks I hang out with talk like. It's no act. Just because not everyone was born with a silverspoon in their mouth or talks perfect english like you don't mean you gotta hate man, if you don't like the advise, then why don't you post a tip so we can learn from you. Last time I saw a post from you, you were stuck in week 1 of boot camp hanging out at malls with your mom crying trying to figure out why no girl would give you the time of day. In the mean time I was inventing Mall Pickups Try to get some "game" first before you start criticizing my game. Loser.
How To-Pick Up Guide
[This message has been edited by StuartScott (edited 09-10-2002).]
Hah I guess you really are about as smart as you sound. By your logic, The first post I made was on the boot camp, and the second post was here... and somehow magically I got over 100 posts....
Why give advice if you are going to talk **** to people about trying to learn? I came as a newbie and I tried out the boot camp.... months ago I might add... and since then I have been posting and learning and giving advice here and there.... also, do you really expect me to be able to give extraordinary advice when I am fairly new to the boards? Here maybe I can try:
Yo yes yes yall holla holla in the hizzous. yo next time yallz be trippin cus u b talkin to some hizzos say yo slut dont trip and smack dat ass up yall. das da shiznit yo. peece.
I think that was precious advice that I gave right there.
My point never was that I was born with perfect English, just that some people read books and at least halfway listen in school rather than trying to act like badass thugs who are to gangsta to be intelligent.
Why give advice if you are going to talk **** to people about trying to learn? I came as a newbie and I tried out the boot camp.... months ago I might add... and since then I have been posting and learning and giving advice here and there.... also, do you really expect me to be able to give extraordinary advice when I am fairly new to the boards? Here maybe I can try:
Yo yes yes yall holla holla in the hizzous. yo next time yallz be trippin cus u b talkin to some hizzos say yo slut dont trip and smack dat ass up yall. das da shiznit yo. peece.
I think that was precious advice that I gave right there.
My point never was that I was born with perfect English, just that some people read books and at least halfway listen in school rather than trying to act like badass thugs who are to gangsta to be intelligent.
StuartScott
Banned
Ya damm right I'ma talk trash, I usually don't like talking trash but when someone starts it off, criticizing my advice without first giving it a try, then, you're damm right, I'll defend myself.
Seriously, are you that stupid, or do you just choose what to read and what to ignore. No one is putting on an act. Like I said before, these were real live situations that I just retyped as they happened. Like I said before I live in Houston, Tx. A lot of folks use slang when talking.
What the hell is a thug, can you define the words "gangsta" and "thug" since you keep calling me that. What makes the way I talk or the way I type a thug? The way I talk has nothing to do with how I do in school. You just showed your prejudice right there. I bet you're a racist mutha... also.
Yo yes yes yall holla holla in the hizzous. yo next time yallz be trippin cus u b talkin to some hizzos say yo slut dont trip and smack dat ass up yall. das da shiznit yo. peece.
What the hell is this garbage right here. I didn't talk like that, see, you're just trying too hard to be funny and you look stupid.
Did you see me type the word "shiznit" or "hizzos" in my first post?
[This message has been edited by StuartScott (edited 09-12-2002).]
Hahahah I love how I get called rascist because I have a pet peeve against the whole ghetto culture.
Did I once mention anything about any kind of color? Did I associate the way you talk in any way with a skin color? I think not. I don't know how many times I will have to reiterate this, but I don't give a **** what anyones skin color is. I do not give half of a ****. You are born with a certain skin color, and it does not mean ****, but what most people don't realize is that it is quite possible to be black and not like rap, not speak with ghetto slang, and not dress like you are poor. It's not about color, it's about attitude.
Are you prejudice against people who are prejudice? Wouldn't that make you prejudice?
If you actually did well in English than you would be able to talk with at least somewhat proper English.
Did I once mention anything about any kind of color? Did I associate the way you talk in any way with a skin color? I think not. I don't know how many times I will have to reiterate this, but I don't give a **** what anyones skin color is. I do not give half of a ****. You are born with a certain skin color, and it does not mean ****, but what most people don't realize is that it is quite possible to be black and not like rap, not speak with ghetto slang, and not dress like you are poor. It's not about color, it's about attitude.
Are you prejudice against people who are prejudice? Wouldn't that make you prejudice?
If you actually did well in English than you would be able to talk with at least somewhat proper English.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
StuartScott
Banned
Zelemont, right now, you're just arguing for the sake of arguing so I'm just gunna break it down for you real quick.
Heres the bottom line were trying to get at.
You said I was trying too hard to act all ghetto with my slang and $hit.
I responded by saying that I wasn't and I was just typing exactly what they said and that I wasn't putting on an act.
That's it. Everything else is irrelevant. You saying I can't speak english is irrelevant, there is no point to it, but I somehow managed to get into a private college and got an A in English, but that's beyond the point. Me calling you racist is irrelevant, it has no point, so I shouldn't have said it. Now all you're gunna do is try to change the subject at hand defending yourself saying you're not racist, which wasn't the point of this little argument to begin with.
The bottom line is that you tried to put me down by saying I was trying too hard to act all ghetto and I proved you wrong by saying I wasn't putting on an act, that's just how people talk. If you don't like people that have a different culture from you then ignore them. Simple as that. I'm right, you're wrong, end of discussion.
You can start another thread on how people talk if it's bothering you that much instead of taking over this thread with your pointless arguing. Thank you.
Heres the bottom line were trying to get at.
You said I was trying too hard to act all ghetto with my slang and $hit.
I responded by saying that I wasn't and I was just typing exactly what they said and that I wasn't putting on an act.
That's it. Everything else is irrelevant. You saying I can't speak english is irrelevant, there is no point to it, but I somehow managed to get into a private college and got an A in English, but that's beyond the point. Me calling you racist is irrelevant, it has no point, so I shouldn't have said it. Now all you're gunna do is try to change the subject at hand defending yourself saying you're not racist, which wasn't the point of this little argument to begin with.
The bottom line is that you tried to put me down by saying I was trying too hard to act all ghetto and I proved you wrong by saying I wasn't putting on an act, that's just how people talk. If you don't like people that have a different culture from you then ignore them. Simple as that. I'm right, you're wrong, end of discussion.
You can start another thread on how people talk if it's bothering you that much instead of taking over this thread with your pointless arguing. Thank you.
Squy
Master Don Juan
MEGA LOL!!! *rape* did she really said that, lol
Canadiandon
Don Juan
I don't think these pick up lines will work for Canadian girls, they would spit in your face for real bro LOL.
Ladiesssman
Don Juan
you sure know how to start a conversation and end with a number.
good job.
good job.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
Despite people finding the 'ghetto' slang amusing (I do too, it sounds bloody stupid), Stuarts post shows how simple it really is to get a number off a stranger you have just started talking to.
There's no great techinque whatsoever. He is simple making conversation & asking questions about her, showing interest (trust me, most men don't have the go-nads to do this so your already a stand-out).
There's no great techinque whatsoever. He is simple making conversation & asking questions about her, showing interest (trust me, most men don't have the go-nads to do this so your already a stand-out).
bbestar
Banned
even after 4 years, i still looks like this FR is fake
dyce
Don Juan
hahah @ the second one.. why would u pick up a school gurl in your car, the most obvious assumption is that you wanna rape her
SynapsyS
Don Juan
Wow, these would have been so much more helpful if i didn't have to keep pausing to translate what was being said 
Don't worry, all Australians will end up talking like that eventually.
There are some good examples in here though. Thanks.
Syn.
Don't worry, all Australians will end up talking like that eventually.
There are some good examples in here though. Thanks.
Syn.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.