Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Just curious to know...
About how many people are banned a month?
About how many people are banned a month?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Quiksilver
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Five or six... Keep in mind some of them are just people who've been banned in the past and try to haunt the same house, so to speak.
The rest are trying to scam money and generally create a mess.
On occasion we have a vote about a controversial member, but it usually doesn't come to that(pms, warnings, etc.).
You might be next!
The rest are trying to scam money and generally create a mess.
On occasion we have a vote about a controversial member, but it usually doesn't come to that(pms, warnings, etc.).
You might be next!
Desdinova
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Yeah, about that many. Then, we have the occasional troll or spammer attack where about 10 accounts get banned on one day (remember the whole KKK flood?).
Then the moderators act like janitors, cleaning what the sick kid puked up in the hallway.
Then the moderators act like janitors, cleaning what the sick kid puked up in the hallway.
Sounds about right.
Like Quiksilver said a few posters with severe mental problems will keep coming back after being banned multiple times for trolling. Instead of coming here they should seek professional help.
Then you have the spammers selling electronics, seduction tips, stock tips...ect.
Lastly you have the long term poster who goes crazy and gets banned. I've seen that happen a few times.
A few posters even asked to be banned so that they could stop using the site. Go figure.
I wish though that we didn't have to ban anyone.
Like Quiksilver said a few posters with severe mental problems will keep coming back after being banned multiple times for trolling. Instead of coming here they should seek professional help.
Then you have the spammers selling electronics, seduction tips, stock tips...ect.
Lastly you have the long term poster who goes crazy and gets banned. I've seen that happen a few times.
A few posters even asked to be banned so that they could stop using the site. Go figure.
I wish though that we didn't have to ban anyone.
KarmaSutra
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I've been banned twice for acting like an immature fvcking idiot. It can sometimes be a good kick in the nuts and a stern reminder to shape up or walk the plank.
It took my banning to realize what this place means to me and other brothers. Some guys just like to put thier ego out in front until they trip over thier own feet from not looking.
I don't envy the bullsh!t you guys put up with.
It took my banning to realize what this place means to me and other brothers. Some guys just like to put thier ego out in front until they trip over thier own feet from not looking.
I don't envy the bullsh!t you guys put up with.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
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realizing that couple of posters are actually the same person, even though you hated one, and liked the other....makes you really think about this internet thing and who your actually listening to.
Quiksilver
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This ban is a classic:
in the thread New Banning Record.
in the thread New Banning Record.
SoSuave.com said:ericgtr made his first post at 10:59 am and was banned at 11:00 am.
MacAvoy
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Out of curiousity, what did PRL ever do to get banned and why does LMS have a unban PRL in his sig?
Francisco d'Anconia
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:crackup:MacAvoy said:
Sorry... Have you noticed any interesting similarities between the two?
MacAvoy
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lol its been so long since I've seen PRL that all I remembered about him was the he was very vocal, loud & obnoxious, so can I see a similarity, hmmmm
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
KarmaSutra
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It's a simple equation:
Don Ronny = Senor Fingers
PuertoRicanLover = Last Man Standing
Got it?
Don Ronny = Senor Fingers
PuertoRicanLover = Last Man Standing
Got it?
MacAvoy
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I don't remember Don Ronny.
g g g unit
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Is LMS banned????
TheVirtualMind
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We've had some quick ones. One guy was banned as soon as he signed up...Go figure.Quiksilver said:
Here is a good question for you guys (Mods excluded): Name the only moderator to ever be banned.
MacAvoy
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The only place LMS is banned is at the wh0rehouse.g g g unit said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Yeah! I might be next.. I'll be back though
hmmm only mod that was banned??
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hmmm only mod that was banned??
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
NSS..i win!!!TheVirtualMind said:
MacAvoy
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What was his full name pen?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
neanderthal super soldier!MacAvoy said:
:flowers:
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Capt.Jack Sparrow
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well who was the mod?
i dont know what NSS stands for :O
i dont know what NSS stands for :O
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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