"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Question for potential booty call

Flabbergasped?

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Alright, here's the situation.

There's this chick from my high school, HB7 I guess. We're in college now. Summer vacation's almost over.

I see her at some get-together by a friend. Everyone drinks a little. She says she's lightweight, and seems to get tipsy very fast. We go smoke hookah. While smoking, I kino. Butter her up real nice. She sits on my lap on the ride back.

We get back to my friend's place, pop in a movie and crash. She cuddles next to me, and after lots of buttering up, my hand is on her crotch and I'm rubbing over her pants. I'm about to put my hand against the flesh (i haven't started yet, but that's my plan) when she takes my hand and puts it away. She doesn't move from me though. I figure she stopped me because I was going to finger her pretty much in front of five people.

So, I figure I'll just take this from the top. I start licking her ears, rubbing her thigh, etc. Out of nowhere, she says it's late and she needs to go home. I remember that her mom is a paranoid psycho, and it is pretty late, so I figure I'll carry on next time.

I send her a txt saying "it was nice to see you, we should hang out, blah blah," and she's like, "yea, i was pretty drunk on saturday, hanging out sounds good."

The issue is, I don't want to actually hang out with her, I just want to bone. I have no car, and I'd rather not get picked up by her because, knowing myself, that would put me in a bad frame. Instead, I want to booty call her.

Given the above, and the fact that buyer's remorse is all over this situation, should I go for the kill, or stalk the prey a little longer (metaphorically speaking)? And if so, what should I say?

I haven't done this kind of thing, especially not with such a time gap. Maybe, "come over to my place to watch a movie, blah blah?"

I'm fairly confident in my ability to close, but how to get her here in the first place?
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Adrian

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"yea, i was pretty drunk on saturday, hanging out sounds good."
Yeah sure. :rolleyes:

It's your job to assure her that it's ok and that she isn't a slut.

As far as the ride is concerned. Borrow a ride or ask a friend. Can't help you too much there.
 

Adrian

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And lets not forget that these types of chicks tend to be very flakey and make cheap attempts to screw with your head (Sh1t Tests). She may be interested but feels the need to assure you and herself that she isn't a tramp.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Sorry, I meant her ears, I'll edit that.

I'm sure she'll flake, but I'm also sure that she's a horny biznatch. Her actions at my friend's house speak louder than words.

My dillema is, how do I avoid all the bs (hanging out with her around town) while still getting in her pants? Can it be done, given the type of person she is?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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socalrunner

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hang out wherever you have an open room with her, bring alcohol, a dvd, and music. thats all im going to tell you...you'll have to figure out the rest yourself but thats all you need to fvck any girl who is horny.
 

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Yeah bro, you should've isolated her. She sounded like she would've went for it.
 
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