"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question about this girl who 99.9% of the time "acts" mad at me.

FutureDJMaster

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So yeah I know this girl who frequently comes to the place I work. I've known I would say a litle over a year. Up until maybe a month ago we were cool. Everytime I see her now she has an attitude with ME and only me she acts normal around everybody else, and to my knowledge I've done nothing to piss her off. I figured she was into me (I wouldnt want anything other than a fxck buddy outta this girl) and was just trying to get my attention but I wanted an opinion from somebody more experienced. What should I do in this situation?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FutureDJMaster said:
So yeah I know this girl who frequently comes to the place I work. I've known I would say a litle over a year. Up until maybe a month ago we were cool. Everytime I see her now she has an attitude with ME and only me she acts normal around everybody else, and to my knowledge I've done nothing to piss her off. I figured she was into me (I wouldnt want anything other than a fxck buddy outta this girl) and was just trying to get my attention but I wanted an opinion from somebody more experienced. What should I do in this situation?

Your employment at Chuck E Cheese could soon be terminated if her parents decide to press charges. You may want to try your luck with someone a little older and more mature. Perhaps BB Bardot? She's listed as 17 and hails from Paris France. Thank heaven for little girls.
 

OnTheWayUp

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There are a few girls I've dated who flirt in this kinda "permanently angry" way. Don't know whether the girl you're talking about is Spanish?- I've met a couple of Spanish chicks who talk with guys they like that way. Very strange. If you're into her/ her way of chatting you up, isolate and escalate. :)
 

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I've seen this movie before. Many girls will be confrontational with someone they have a crush on.

They'll chalk it up to "not wanting to get hurt" or some other good-sounding but nonsensical bs.

She may like you, or she may just be a cvnt, but I just wash my hands of these dysfunctional types regardless. Say, "You're damaged goods, lady."
 
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