"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Question about getting head

Supremo

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So my girlfriend just recently gave me head for the first time...
It felt pretty good but I didn't even come close to finishing.

Other experiences with *******s all happened while I was drunk, so I don't remember much.

Next time I want to be able to tell my girlfriend what to do, but I'm not sure what to say because I don't know what advice to give. Eg. suck harder, use more tongue, slow down, etc. I have no idea.

Holla back
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eccentric

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Go a few days without whacking, and tell her to keep doing whatever feels good for you. Don't be afraid to talk dirty either, she'll get turned on and you'll get a lot more than head.
 

DJDamage

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Supremo said:
. suck harder, use more tongue, slow down, etc.
How about all of the above.

Tell her exectly how you want it and give her directions when you want her to change pace or do something else. You can even tell her to use her hand on the shaft while she blows, and it never hurts for her to rub your nuts from time to time.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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DJDamage said:
How about all of the above.

Tell her exectly how you want it and give her directions when you want her to change pace or do something else. You can even tell her to use her hand on the shaft while she blows, and it never hurts for her to rub your nuts from time to time.
Yup Yup. You can tell her how to do whatever you like.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Supremo said:
So my girlfriend just recently gave me head for the first time...
It felt pretty good but I didn't even come close to finishing.

Other experiences with *******s all happened while I was drunk, so I don't remember much.

Next time I want to be able to tell my girlfriend what to do, but I'm not sure what to say because I don't know what advice to give. Eg. suck harder, use more tongue, slow down, etc. I have no idea.

Holla back
Exactly what I was thinking... dont masturbate for a while she'll get you, period.
 

SinJester

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The guys here a right on when they talk about not masterbating. Just wanted to add that you shouldn't be afraid to guide her a bit, and find what you like. Just tell her what you want her to try. No one has minded for me, it's the whole dominance thing lol. My first time I didn't finish for ages.
 
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