Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

[ToughLove]

he's not a troll, he's got 50+ threads on enotalone.com saying the same shyt he is saying here - except he ggets p8ssy fag advice on there - go to the site and search for him, this guy is REAL, and THAT IS SCARY

 

[Ever onward]

Luke Skywalker said:

The e-book that was recommended has been read, and the first thing it said was thoughts of being 'less than a man' at 31 y/o may be tied to the fact that I live with my parents and am economically dependent on them.

At this point she's suggesting that I stop looking at Doctor Who or serious-themed movies/shows, and look at a few romantic movies and a comedy film instead since she thinks that serious themed shows/movies are not healthy for me to look at.

OH COME ON! This can't be real? He's messing with us!

And toughlove, the fact that you are INSISTING he is real and registered your account THIS MONTH makes me think of Black Italian.

He would post a bunch of BS with one user name and then have a bunch of other user names join in and support his bS

 

[Man Man]

I'm sure I'm going to get flamed for this, but it needs to be said:

Another man held back by the shackles of religion.

 

[Ever onward]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=128851

Gotcha!

why does mr big time successful guy, rich and famous, post more on a seduction board than ANYONE ELSE???

also, didnt AngelusPUA say he'll be back again someday to do the same thing he did last July??

sorry NickBe, your a chump

It's funny you mention AngelusPUA there? Huh Toughlove? LOL! As we all know that AngelusPUA WAS Black Italian.

So yep, Toughlove, you keep on insisting our boy Luke is REAL!

Very clever.

Ninja Out!

 

[synergy1]

OH COME ON! This can't be real? He's messing with us!

No, this is not for real. But to his credit, he has a lot of folks strung along playing this game.

 

[Ever onward]

It's like Real-Estate - allot of times I tend to work with a bunch of lousy clients where I dont make any money at the end of the day. Then an 'angel' client comes around an I make an easy quick deal and lots of money to pay back for the miserable waste of time elsewhere.

An 'angel' client? hmmmmm

 

[ToughLove]

go to enotalone.com


he has shyt posted there under the same Luke SKywalker screen name

i found it cuz i was bored at work

LOL i am not blackitalian you weirdo

 

[ToughLove]

Luke is real because he has dozens of threads on this other site asking the same bullshyt:

http://www.enotalone.com/forum/search.php?searchid=1230770

thats the link to his thread history

enjoy

 

[Luke Skywalker]

WTF?

HOW HOW HOW can you be so religious and be trying to get laid outside of marriage?

Guess it's an ongoing Civil War.

If you're so against "paganistic" stuff or people, how can you possibly like Star Wars? It's about people who believe in the FORCE. A mystical life force that created the Universe? Is that not paganistic? Does that not go against the teachings of JC?

Star Wars is an entertainment science fiction movie. No problem.
The Seventh Doctor in Doctor Who -- I avoid looking at that because it's disgusting and blatantly occultic.

I know what I'm looking at. Star Wars is just a cool science fiction movie with some sort of metaphysical element to serve as a device for keeping the story-line going or filling up plot holes with nonsence, nothing more.

Really, honestly, you are Black Italian right?

what does that have to do with anything? I'm half Black, and half Italian, -- my racial background is definately not helping my game since I cant attract an exotic girl if my life depended on it.

 

[Roulette]

Luke Skywalker said:





OH COME ON! This can't be real? He's messing with us!

And toughlove, the fact that you are INSISTING he is real and registered your account THIS MONTH makes me think of Black Italian.

He would post a bunch of BS with one user name and then have a bunch of other user names join in and support his bS

If you look back a few pages, you'll notice I posted that I thought this was satire/parody. It's interesting that he didn't reply to that comment. I actually made it twice.

If it is satire/parody then it's very well done. Nice job Luke.

There really is no way this can be real. Nobody is that stubborn and closed minded. Every little bit of what he says just doesn't add up.

For example: His MySpace page (if you've seen it) only has two friends on it and one is Tom the other is a spammer. I remember him mentioning that he was using MySpace to "approach" women while implementing net2bed (or whatever the name of it was).

So either he's lying about talking to women on MySpace (odds are he would have at least a FEW friends...)

Or he posted a fake MySpace profile to fool us. I know it was recently created because the link he posted was http://www.myspace.com/99641982

Notice the numbers at the end? Those are only temporary numbers when users first register. You are allowed to change it a few days later to a name, which he recently did: http://www.myspace.com/giovanni7771

So, I'm 100% sure the profile is a new one.

Secondly, how can a clearly overly-intelligent 31 year old man still be economically dependent on his parents and live at home? How much sense does that make? He's not physically disabled, his brain works just fine... Even some autistic people live on their own.

Thirdly, he doesn't want to hang out in bars and parties because that's where the big bad atheists lurk. Alright, I'm atheist and I know a butt load of other people here are too. So why are you "hanging out" on a forum with atheists and devil-people? You like being philosophical Luke, tell me what's the difference between being around atheists in a bar and online?

You're busted Luke. You're not for real.

 

[KarmaSutra]

It's not that I'm too good for bars or parties, it's that I'm fundamentally incompatable with them. I'm a born-again Christian with the Spirit of God living inside of me - parties and bars is an atheistic/paganistic type atmosphere that's totally contrary to my configeration.

Well, Luckily for you there are a number of nice, AFC Catholic priests on the prowl. And if you find one compatible with your "style" just tell the Archbishop he touched your wee wee and they'll send you a custom ordered one.

 

[zerocelcius]

Luke what are you going to do if you don't make your quota?

 

[ToughLove]

HAHAHA

the moderators obviously see Luke as a joke, as they have changed his get laid date to 2009 (it said 2008 before)!!

shouldnt luke skywalker just be banned for the simple fact that he is so far from a "don juan" that it insults the sosuave.com name?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

If you look back a few pages, you'll notice I posted that I thought this was satire/parody. It's interesting that he didn't reply to that comment. I actually made it twice.

If it is satire/parody then it's very well done. Nice job Luke.

I dont reply to nonsence, but in this case, I'm going to make an exception.

There really is no way this can be real. Nobody is that stubborn and closed minded. Every little bit of what he says just doesn't add up.

For example: His MySpace page (if you've seen it) only has two friends on it and one is Tom the other is a spammer. I remember him mentioning that he was using MySpace to "approach" women while implementing net2bed (or whatever the name of it was).

So either he's lying about talking to women on MySpace (odds are he would have at least a FEW friends...)

I was using mainly plentyoffish and lavalife, when I was actually conducting tests of an improved photograph used by 'lookbetteronline', both of which appeared to have failed.

Or he posted a fake MySpace profile to fool us. I know it was recently created because the link he posted was http://www.myspace.com/99641982

That's the same profile. I got a message from MySpace to select a new url which I did and named it that. You are really full of hot air. I'm sure others on here have to a similar message at one point.

Notice the numbers at the end? Those are only temporary numbers when users first register. You are allowed to change it a few days later to a name, which he recently did: http://www.myspace.com/giovanni7771

So, I'm 100% sure the profile is a new one.

Please. I had the same temporary number since I joined last year and it was never changed. I recently changed it because I was prompted by MySpace that I had to change it.

Secondly, how can a clearly overly-intelligent 31 year old man still be economically dependent on his parents and live at home? How much sense does that make? He's not physically disabled, his brain works just fine... Even some autistic people live on their own.

Sh1t happens, that's just life. For the record, I do have some sort of savings and until I make a certain quota of deals, I'm not going to even thinking about moving out of here since I dont need further complications in life such as paying rent and bills. Two more deals then I may move out for a few months to try it out. I've said this before.

Thirdly, he doesn't want to hang out in bars and parties because that's where the big bad atheists lurk. Alright, I'm atheist and I know a butt load of other people here are too. So why are you "hanging out" on a forum with atheists and devil-people? You like being philosophical Luke, tell me what's the difference between being around atheists in a bar and online?

Who is "hanging out" on this forum, I'm really hanging out with myself here at home and typing on a computer, I'm completely physically detached and uninvolved other than in ideas, things that are inside the mind, or the collective mind, there is no actual indulgences such as alcohol, eye candy, crap music, or any of that sort on here.

You're busted Luke. You're not for real.

Maybe you have no life to the point you have to speculate and think so much.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

shouldnt luke skywalker just be banned for the simple fact that he is so far from a "don juan" that it insults the sosuave.com name?

Your mother should get banned.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Luke what are you going to do if you don't make your quota?

The whole idea or concept of this thread is governed by a meta-cognitive construct, or almost machine, known as the Green book. That book has certain dates on it that coincide witht his one, initially meant as a way of dissuading me from viewing porn and masturbating, which I believed were bad habits that needed to be stopped as it was getting out of hand, by quaranteeing them into certain time-sectors and putting conditions on them where they could be harnessed for purposes of my experiments.

Within this construct, there are horizonal and vertical vectors.
Vertical vectors have specific dates, mainly October 25th, February 3rd and March 3rd. The reason for the February 3rd date is because the vertical vector for October 25th has been satisfied, leading the system to reset itself to zero after October 25th, going forward to the next date on that system which is February 3rd. Vertical vector was satisfied this year when I experienced my first french kiss and got sort of close to a girl ever. That is on record. As a result of this, there is not going to be any legalization of porn, adult ads, or anything of that sort on the month of November and the next evaluation date is February 3rd. Should the vertical vector be unsatisfied at that time, then I may allow porn to be viewed between February 10th to February 18th, and furthermore, I may consult with my dad concerning his female friend he was going to hook me up after November 29, 2006 to dissuade me from a hook-up already in progress (details of that on another thread). Therefore, that is the worst case scenerio at this time on a February 3rd failure, is I may allow myself to look at porn on my computer for about a week.

On horizonal component, doesn't have dates, but governs masturbating. Currently there are tight controls on masturbating but those controls will be relaxed from October 1st to December 31st, 2007 if I'm unable to have any type of relationship. I'm already starting to relax rules of Nocturnal masturbation. Porn viewing rules may follow a 'three-stike' system on those particular months as opposed to a 'strike-proof-shield' system that's in place right now, where any look at porn could result in immediate suspension of internet privaledges and cancellation of my internet account.

The dates simply cooincide with a vertical sector of this book.

Overlapping that book is another book, known as the 'Red book' which seeks to further understand the opposite sex and try different things out in experimental format. Now that the pressure should be partially off since a vertical sector has been satisifed, this thread's main material or substance is devoted into trying out different programs and things and coming out to a conclusion as to their viability.

Further than that, that is the account of what may occur if vertical and horzontal sectors are unsatisfied at that particular time. Since I have very, very strict controls and restrictions on viewing porn & masturbating, they can turn into some sort of perverse reward, incentive structure.

 

[zerocelcius]

Luke you didn't answer my question.

 

[saber]

wow, LUKE YOU ARE A LOSER!!!!

You are the person that everybody will always manipulate(including your parents(who are ****ing over for their OWN gain of keeping their son)) and you will die alone and miserable because you followed a bunch of fake bull**** rules and have no balls. You probably need hormone therapy!!

I think this thread is not so bad...its like a car accident were you look out the corner of your eye and hope to see a dead body...and you drive a little better as a result!

Don't get me wrong it's never good to say "oh at least im not him" but this thread is like some weird festering scab on tha a$$ of sosauve.com that you can't help but pick at.

hahaha I crack myself up

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Luke you didn't answer my question.

Sure I did, I said I may look at porn for about a week.

 

[zerocelcius]

Sure I did, I said I may look at porn for about a week.

and that is it?