Naughty Ninja
Banned
They aren't Pampers or Huggies diapers. you don't wear them. They are like wet wipes made by Pampers and Huggies to clean a babies or your ass after you've wiped and flush them down the bowl.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You're either trolling, or a complete moron. Homosexuality refers to your attraction to men. A chick sticking her finger into your ass isn't "borderline homosexuality" unless you're imagining its a dude doing it.The Mad Ghost said:This is raging gayness coming out of you're mouths!
Sticking or plugging you're a-hole by yourself or a girl doing it to you, is gaytard antics and borderline homosexuality. She's not meant to get in your "HOLES" you're meant to be plugging the holes, thats why it's borderline gay and you have some specimens of potentially being a homosexual. Most women don't even like you getting near there poopdecks, let alone plugging it, and here you guys are discussing how romantic it is?
But I agree with the stimulation of the prostate gland, my ex girlfriend who is weird, used to stick hangers in my a-hole whilst I was asleep and I would suddenly wake up horny as fvck, cvck tip semi wet and I couldn't gather why? Now I think I've learned something, thanks King Sammy Boy!
f283000 said:John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
I would say anyone who enjoys having a finger (or anything else) put into their azz is at best, a sexual deviant, and at worst, a raging HOMO with a fullblown case of the GAY.Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
f283000 said:I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.