Naughty Ninja
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They aren't Pampers or Huggies diapers. you don't wear them. They are like wet wipes made by Pampers and Huggies to clean a babies or your ass after you've wiped and flush them down the bowl.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Putting a finger in your a$$?!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
2crudedudes
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You're either trolling, or a complete moron. Homosexuality refers to your attraction to men. A chick sticking her finger into your ass isn't "borderline homosexuality" unless you're imagining its a dude doing it.The Mad Ghost said:This is raging gayness coming out of you're mouths!
Sticking or plugging you're a-hole by yourself or a girl doing it to you, is gaytard antics and borderline homosexuality. She's not meant to get in your "HOLES" you're meant to be plugging the holes, thats why it's borderline gay and you have some specimens of potentially being a homosexual. Most women don't even like you getting near there poopdecks, let alone plugging it, and here you guys are discussing how romantic it is?
But I agree with the stimulation of the prostate gland, my ex girlfriend who is weird, used to stick hangers in my a-hole whilst I was asleep and I would suddenly wake up horny as fvck, cvck tip semi wet and I couldn't gather why? Now I think I've learned something, thanks King Sammy Boy!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
cordoncordon
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I would say anyone who enjoys having a finger (or anything else) put into their azz is at best, a sexual deviant, and at worst, a raging HOMO with a fullblown case of the GAY.Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The arse and surrounding area in both men and women are full of highly senstitive nerve endings.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
I don't see anything gay about sticking something in my ass for pleasure. How could anyone ever come up with that idea?
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
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John Wayne dodged the draft.
I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Exactly! To me letting a girl do that even if it seems "un gay" to certain people leaves a "back door" open if you ever break up as well. I wouldn't do it either way. But do you think your girlfriend/FB? etc. Won't talk to her girlfriends during your relationship or say you were possibly "Bi or gay" after she's slipped you a digit? I'm sure certain drugs like Ecstacy feel "great" to certain people. But they also have these dudes who are supposedly "straight" in clubs feeling each others muscles up in the clubs. And any of you Guido-Metro's DON'T DENY IT.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.