Naughty Ninja
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They aren't Pampers or Huggies diapers. you don't wear them. They are like wet wipes made by Pampers and Huggies to clean a babies or your ass after you've wiped and flush them down the bowl.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Putting a finger in your a$$?!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
2crudedudes
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You're either trolling, or a complete moron. Homosexuality refers to your attraction to men. A chick sticking her finger into your ass isn't "borderline homosexuality" unless you're imagining its a dude doing it.The Mad Ghost said:This is raging gayness coming out of you're mouths!
Sticking or plugging you're a-hole by yourself or a girl doing it to you, is gaytard antics and borderline homosexuality. She's not meant to get in your "HOLES" you're meant to be plugging the holes, thats why it's borderline gay and you have some specimens of potentially being a homosexual. Most women don't even like you getting near there poopdecks, let alone plugging it, and here you guys are discussing how romantic it is?
But I agree with the stimulation of the prostate gland, my ex girlfriend who is weird, used to stick hangers in my a-hole whilst I was asleep and I would suddenly wake up horny as fvck, cvck tip semi wet and I couldn't gather why? Now I think I've learned something, thanks King Sammy Boy!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
cordoncordon
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I would say anyone who enjoys having a finger (or anything else) put into their azz is at best, a sexual deviant, and at worst, a raging HOMO with a fullblown case of the GAY.Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The arse and surrounding area in both men and women are full of highly senstitive nerve endings.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
I don't see anything gay about sticking something in my ass for pleasure. How could anyone ever come up with that idea?
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
Jules Verne
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John Wayne dodged the draft.
I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Exactly! To me letting a girl do that even if it seems "un gay" to certain people leaves a "back door" open if you ever break up as well. I wouldn't do it either way. But do you think your girlfriend/FB? etc. Won't talk to her girlfriends during your relationship or say you were possibly "Bi or gay" after she's slipped you a digit? I'm sure certain drugs like Ecstacy feel "great" to certain people. But they also have these dudes who are supposedly "straight" in clubs feeling each others muscles up in the clubs. And any of you Guido-Metro's DON'T DENY IT.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.