Naughty Ninja
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They aren't Pampers or Huggies diapers. you don't wear them. They are like wet wipes made by Pampers and Huggies to clean a babies or your ass after you've wiped and flush them down the bowl.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Putting a finger in your a$$?!
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
2crudedudes
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You're either trolling, or a complete moron. Homosexuality refers to your attraction to men. A chick sticking her finger into your ass isn't "borderline homosexuality" unless you're imagining its a dude doing it.The Mad Ghost said:This is raging gayness coming out of you're mouths!
Sticking or plugging you're a-hole by yourself or a girl doing it to you, is gaytard antics and borderline homosexuality. She's not meant to get in your "HOLES" you're meant to be plugging the holes, thats why it's borderline gay and you have some specimens of potentially being a homosexual. Most women don't even like you getting near there poopdecks, let alone plugging it, and here you guys are discussing how romantic it is?
But I agree with the stimulation of the prostate gland, my ex girlfriend who is weird, used to stick hangers in my a-hole whilst I was asleep and I would suddenly wake up horny as fvck, cvck tip semi wet and I couldn't gather why? Now I think I've learned something, thanks King Sammy Boy!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
cordoncordon
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I would say anyone who enjoys having a finger (or anything else) put into their azz is at best, a sexual deviant, and at worst, a raging HOMO with a fullblown case of the GAY.Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The arse and surrounding area in both men and women are full of highly senstitive nerve endings.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
I don't see anything gay about sticking something in my ass for pleasure. How could anyone ever come up with that idea?
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
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John Wayne dodged the draft.
I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
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f283000 said:I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Exactly! To me letting a girl do that even if it seems "un gay" to certain people leaves a "back door" open if you ever break up as well. I wouldn't do it either way. But do you think your girlfriend/FB? etc. Won't talk to her girlfriends during your relationship or say you were possibly "Bi or gay" after she's slipped you a digit? I'm sure certain drugs like Ecstacy feel "great" to certain people. But they also have these dudes who are supposedly "straight" in clubs feeling each others muscles up in the clubs. And any of you Guido-Metro's DON'T DENY IT.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.