Naughty Ninja
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They aren't Pampers or Huggies diapers. you don't wear them. They are like wet wipes made by Pampers and Huggies to clean a babies or your ass after you've wiped and flush them down the bowl.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Putting a finger in your a$$?!
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
2crudedudes
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You're either trolling, or a complete moron. Homosexuality refers to your attraction to men. A chick sticking her finger into your ass isn't "borderline homosexuality" unless you're imagining its a dude doing it.The Mad Ghost said:This is raging gayness coming out of you're mouths!
Sticking or plugging you're a-hole by yourself or a girl doing it to you, is gaytard antics and borderline homosexuality. She's not meant to get in your "HOLES" you're meant to be plugging the holes, thats why it's borderline gay and you have some specimens of potentially being a homosexual. Most women don't even like you getting near there poopdecks, let alone plugging it, and here you guys are discussing how romantic it is?
But I agree with the stimulation of the prostate gland, my ex girlfriend who is weird, used to stick hangers in my a-hole whilst I was asleep and I would suddenly wake up horny as fvck, cvck tip semi wet and I couldn't gather why? Now I think I've learned something, thanks King Sammy Boy!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:John Wayne must be rolling over in his grave after this thread. If he would come back to life he would kill the OP with his bare hands and everyone in this thread that advocated letting a woman or anyone put something in your a$$.
You sicken me. I hope you don't have children because more than likely your boys will end up as sissies or fa@$%@ts!!
This thread is the lowest point in the history of this forum.
F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
cordoncordon
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I would say anyone who enjoys having a finger (or anything else) put into their azz is at best, a sexual deviant, and at worst, a raging HOMO with a fullblown case of the GAY.Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The arse and surrounding area in both men and women are full of highly senstitive nerve endings.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
having stuff put in there/being rimmed feels awesome and so long as you do it hygenically its safe and fun with a chick you trust.
I personally wouldnt get off on anything bigger than a finger or small vibe etc., but if somone else does, so be it.
All you paranoid "OMG It might make me gay" guys are missing out, a LOT.
More for me :cheer:
Cure.
I don't see anything gay about sticking something in my ass for pleasure. How could anyone ever come up with that idea?
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
Look guys, I don't care how you try to justify it, having a finger stuck in your ass, even if it is done by a chick is pretty fruity. I'm finding these guys trying to say it isn't gay to be hilarious. Seems to me like you have gay tendiencies, even if you are claiming to be straight.
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John Wayne dodged the draft.
I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!Naughty Ninja said:F2. I'm the OP. I put this thread up because a chick wanted to do that crap with me and I told her "Nothing goes IN through my OUT door." I don't care if she's a woman or not. Anything going in a man's a$$ besides the dreaded prostate exam is a test for possible fruityness IMO. But I would hit her in the sh!tter as a dominant male taking a female and showing her who's boss! Apparently other posters in this thread have had their fingers break through the TP when wiping one too many times and seem to enjoy those types of poop chute shenanigans. NOT FOR ME.
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Naughty Ninja
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f283000 said:I apologize naughty Ninja. I had forgotten the first post in this thread and assumed you were advocating such a horrible thing!
No man with any dignity would allow such thing to be done to him! What next? You going to let your girl get a dildo and stick it in your mouth just because she wants to? Stand up and be a man!
Exactly! To me letting a girl do that even if it seems "un gay" to certain people leaves a "back door" open if you ever break up as well. I wouldn't do it either way. But do you think your girlfriend/FB? etc. Won't talk to her girlfriends during your relationship or say you were possibly "Bi or gay" after she's slipped you a digit? I'm sure certain drugs like Ecstacy feel "great" to certain people. But they also have these dudes who are supposedly "straight" in clubs feeling each others muscles up in the clubs. And any of you Guido-Metro's DON'T DENY IT.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.