MrBond007
Banned
WOuld be great if her name was something like Fingula Uminez (wathever). It would be F.U written on her purse.You could ask her "Isyour name fuck you?"
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Purse Pickup Lines
- Thread starter MrBond007
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
WaterTiger watches and laughs as Fingula Uminez uses her purse to beat "Ridethelightning" and "MrBond007" over their heads for trying such a nasty pick-up line. It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
a "w" ?
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
You should get one with this picture on itOriginally posted by WaterTiger
It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7399.jpg
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
AWWWWWW! What a pretty tiger! Thank you!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.