MrBond007
Banned
WOuld be great if her name was something like Fingula Uminez (wathever). It would be F.U written on her purse.You could ask her "Isyour name fuck you?"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Purse Pickup Lines
- Thread starter MrBond007
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
WaterTiger watches and laughs as Fingula Uminez uses her purse to beat "Ridethelightning" and "MrBond007" over their heads for trying such a nasty pick-up line. It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
a "w" ?
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
You should get one with this picture on itOriginally posted by WaterTiger
It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7399.jpg
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
AWWWWWW! What a pretty tiger! Thank you!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.