MrBond007
Banned
WOuld be great if her name was something like Fingula Uminez (wathever). It would be F.U written on her purse.You could ask her "Isyour name fuck you?"
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Purse Pickup Lines
- Thread starter MrBond007
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
WaterTiger watches and laughs as Fingula Uminez uses her purse to beat "Ridethelightning" and "MrBond007" over their heads for trying such a nasty pick-up line. It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
a "w" ?
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
sorry, i couldnt resist that one
Golden Arms
Master Don Juan
You should get one with this picture on itOriginally posted by WaterTiger
It's funny you mention the purses with intials. I just bought one! It only has my first inital though!
http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_7399.jpg
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
AWWWWWW! What a pretty tiger! Thank you!
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.